Charlie Stone

Comedian, nincompoop, and source of copious amounts of dumb sports jokes.

[Charlie Stone @StoneStandsUp]

Fun fact-The @Wendys guy who obnoxiously calls me "boss", doesn't like it when I call him "employee" & try to schedule him to work overtime.

[Charlie Stone @StoneStandsUp]

The @NBA: Where $25,000 kicks to the groin happen.

[Charlie Stone @StoneStandsUp]

If the restraunt you work at is on the local news for health code violations, you can totally use "as seen on NBC" for a credit right?

[Charlie Stone @StoneStandsUp]

Going live w/ @edwinsanjuanESJ @shayemontante @fredreker @gabenolasco @mikekrasnerhaha on the internets momentarily https://t.co/dGEnTxXSLQ

[Charlie Stone @StoneStandsUp]

My boss told me refusing to approach customers "because they don't look like they're in the mood for crowd work" isn't a valid excuse :-(

[Charlie Stone @StoneStandsUp]

My phone auto-corrected "Zika" to "Zima". One of these is a horrible & scary plague and threat to humanity, the other is the Zika Virus.

[Shakespeare's Grille & Pub @ShakespearesGP]

Trivia tonight with @StoneStandsUp. Join us at 7:00 PM for your chance to show off your knowledge and win fabulous prizes. #craftbeer

[Charlie Stone @StoneStandsUp]

Tomorrow night at the Brea Improv this is gonna be a fun one! https://t.co/yogcoqsnet

[Charlie Stone @StoneStandsUp]

If you look closely you can see the #Blackhawks coach Joel Quenneville...

[Greg 'Vac' Vaccariello @HugeBigShot]

I'm headlining tonight @sincitycomedy with @FunnyDunbar @brianmckim @StoneStandsUp feel better @joetrammel #funnyvegas

[Charlie Stone @StoneStandsUp]

@andrebfunny nice man! Tear it up and enjoy some watered down beer!

[Charlie Stone @StoneStandsUp]

When did "I'm an introvert" or "I have anxiety" become a get out of jail free card for acting like an asshole?

[Charlie Stone @StoneStandsUp]

@andrebfunny what's up Andrei?! We actually know each other I'm based outta Vegas and we've done a Slammy show together.

[Charlie Stone @StoneStandsUp]

Fun times tonight! https://t.co/DvbPQ03G40

[Greg 'Vac' Vaccariello @HugeBigShot]

@Margory_Diva @FunBobFatPants @StoneStandsUp @joetrammel @sincitycomedy #funnyshowvegas

[Charlie Stone @StoneStandsUp]

As an admitted fair weather hockey fan it's nice to see the start of the Blackhawks season!

[Greg 'Vac' Vaccariello @HugeBigShot]

Tonight at @sincitycomedy 7pm @FunBobFatPants @StoneStandsUp @joetrammel #Deena #comedy #vegas

[Greg 'Vac' Vaccariello @HugeBigShot]

The crowd is loving Charlie Stone! @ Sin City Comedy https://t.co/UREKFa2ewH