Stonecipher

[Stonecipher @Stonecipher1]

@consideruby

You met a man on the Oregon Trail.

His name is Terry.

You laugh and tell him "That's a girl name!"

Terry shoots you.

You have died of dissin' Terry.

[Stonecipher @Stonecipher1]

I switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack. I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

@consideruby

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Bruh ...

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@consideruby That's what I'm Tolkien about

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Justice is best served cold.

Because if it was served warm, it would be Justwater

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Sigh

*zip*

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Your dog has no idea what you weigh, what you earn, or what you failed at this week.

They just know that you're home.

[Stonecipher @Stonecipher1]

I wonder if she's single ...

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