Stoned In Target

Made another account just in case I go into politics.

[Stoned In Target @StonedInTarget]

Me to bae: “get on my back”
Bae: “No, you can’t squat me and you try to do this every time you’re drunk”

[Stoned In Target @StonedInTarget]

They gave us a Christmas movie with Ryan Reynolds AND Will Ferrell but you made it a MUSICAL? 😩

[Stoned In Target @StonedInTarget]

These anti vaping commercials kill me

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#BestBarJJs

[Stoned In Target @StonedInTarget]

Getting high and filling my planner out for the week is one of my top 5 hobbies.

[bonnaroovian @Bonnaroovian]

Sorry for what I said when we were setting up the tent.

[Stoned In Target @StonedInTarget]

Lost my phone to the streets last night 🤦🏼‍♀️

[des ⚡️ @destinycrafton]

selling some printz i made ✨🧡 8x10, $8 a piece, lmk if you’d like one !

[Stoned In Target @StonedInTarget]

It really blows my mind now some people enjoy being a shitty person. I’ll never understand it.

[THE JJ’s Grill @jjsgrill]

Y’all want a #hornsdown shirt for the Texas game…or nah?

[THE JJ’s Grill @jjsgrill]

Look, we’re not saying we’re also the #1 ranked bar in America, but we’re the #1 ranked bar in America.

Thanks for coming out last night @NJTechBaseball, if you all need something to do tonight, come by…@JodyThornton1 said he’s buying the first round.

[Stoned In Target @StonedInTarget]

Just please don’t mess this mans face up 🤞🏼

[UFC News @UFCNews]

"I couldn’t be in a better place right now.”

Carlos Ulberg can't wait for his @UFC debut at #UFC259. See what the light heavyweight had to say about his fight with Kennedy Nzechukwu ⬇️:

https://t.co/Blh06mzQb7

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@nowthatsbully @Shamburgalur69

[nowthatsbully @nowthatsbully]

Poor baby! 🥺😂
🎥oso_n_koa #dogsoftwitter

[Stoned In Target @StonedInTarget]

@bertkreischer @NetflixIsAJoke This is gonna be great!!!

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I need a night of hallucinogenics and dancing to reset my vibes 🧚🏼‍♀️

[Stoned In Target @StonedInTarget]

Someone’s giving away a Great Dane on Facebook and they better respond to me because I want that baby now.