Stoned_Squid

the mind of professional lesbian and freak

[mat ★ @blackoutmat]

quando me pedem um conselho mas eu sou o amigo que apoia divórcio, aborto, cortar laços com a família, homossexualidade, outras religiões, se demitir etc

[Stoned_Squid @Stoned_Squid]

@szczenieta IM SORRYYYYYYYY

[Stoned_Squid @Stoned_Squid]

@szczenieta Me too

[brooke @conradfshr]

16 EPISODES

[Ceechynaa🇬🇧 @ceechynaax]

….

[Stoned_Squid @Stoned_Squid]

@szczenieta I can’t believe you told your coworker before you told me #feelingfomo

[𝘾𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙝* 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🔻 @Clownishtwot]

Thought I had 2 redbulls in the fridge but had none

[anne @schaefferss]

two months without the adultsfx season 3 renewal announcement

[taytay @fancyyuh]

FREE PALESTINE AND FUCK ISRAEL

[victoria @vicjokerera]

will: I am going to kill you with my bare hands

hannibal:

[Hana || 🍓🍓 @Dreamybyers]

“Stop head cannoning every character you like as queer”

[ɱσℓℓყ🎭💿🌐🎧ྀི♪⋆.✮ ♫₊ @mollyfrmdenali]

First Woman
First Black Woman
First Latina
First Black Man
First Latino
First Openly Gay
First Muslim
First Transgender
First Palestinian
First Native American Woman 😭
SO PROUD, GOOD JOB AMERICA!😁✨
#Election2026 #BlueWave #Midterms2026

[Stoned_Squid @Stoned_Squid]

@szczenieta ABAHAHAHAHAH BLEXAS

[megalodon🦈 @bopsandvookies]

OH YEAH AND ELON!!!

ITS TWITTER BITCH

[𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒐𝑳 🇧🇷 @visenyadelrey]

I WANT THE OLD LOGO BACK BY MIDNIGHT

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Didn’t even need the alarm this morning. BlTCH WE WOKE

[🅩ⓔ🅝ⓓ🅐ⓨ🅐ⓢ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵗʸ ⓟⓘⓜⓟⓛⓔ ᵛᵒᵗᵉᶠᵒʳᵇᵗˢ @hyyh13434O]

first black woman” “first latina” “first openly gay man” “first latino” “first black man” “first muslim” “first native american” “first trans woman” “first Palestinian”
WELCOME BACK UNITED STATES OF WOKE

[Stoned_Squid @Stoned_Squid]

The sun never sets on the woke empire

[ruth @tomwambswife]

“they elected a trans woman!!”

“that’s great!”

“in alabama”

[🪩 @fbh_rry]

HALSEY WAS RIGHT!!! EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BLUE!!!!!