Stonedlluminati

Become #Stonelluminated by following the stonedest and most trippy account ever created!

[Stonedlluminati @Stonedlluminati]

#AddRoeMakeAnythingBetter Time to roe a joint! #ManyManyJoints

[Stonedlluminati @Stonedlluminati]

Stoned Salsa... 🌿🤪🍅🧅🌮

[Gibran Saleem @GibranSaleem]

Your quarantine nickname is how you feel right now + the last thing you ate. My name is Sick Bat.

[Stonedlluminati @Stonedlluminati]

@LordNishar @PositivePyrami1 Well, now I can't send them....so check your DMs for more aliens and UFOs... 🌿🤪👍🛸👽

[Fully Vaccinated Pyramids @PositivePyrami1]

Okay, so I guess I sent too many DMs...It wasn't hot gay sex DMs that did it this time. I think it was me just bored and chatting too much...So, anyone who wants to follow my stoned ramblings, check my alt @Stonedlluminati In case anyone didn't guess by all the weed jokes.🌿🤪👍

[Fully Vaccinated Pyramids @PositivePyrami1]

If you need to DM me, @Stonedlluminati

[Stonedlluminati @Stonedlluminati]

#YouWillNeverHearMeSay That I don't want to smoke a fat bong rip after reading or watching the news! 🙄😩🌿🤪👍

[Stonedlluminati @Stonedlluminati]

*Turns on some death metal and feels a lot less stressed out, more focused and in less pain... 😂🎵🎶😈🤘 #ItWorks 😃👍

[Stonedlluminati @Stonedlluminati]

I agree! Weed also helps with laughter, therefore helping you to relieve anger, tension and hostility even better! 🌿🤪😂👍 #GetHealthy #SmokeMoreFatBongRips

[Stonedlluminati @Stonedlluminati]

If America knew how to make good ORIGINAL movies instead of remakes and reboots, maybe they would win. If South Korea can make a better, more entertaining and more original movie than Americans, they deserve an award! Good art can be made anywhere!

[Daily Caller @DailyCaller]

President Trump rips the Oscars for giving Best Picture to a South Korean movie:

"Can we get 'Gone With The Wind' back, please?"

[Stonedlluminati @Stonedlluminati]

@MaryAnn_W_ @PositivePyrami1 I didn't know you wanted to be sent hot gay smut! 🤷‍♀️🌈😍 I also have to know what kind of hot gay smut you like, because there are many types of hot gay smut in the world! 🤤🐻🐺🦦🧔🏻👱🏻‍♂️👨🏽🍑👈

[Stonedlluminati @Stonedlluminati]

I agree! Weed also helps with laughter, therefore helping you to relieve anger, tension and hostility even better! 🌿🤪😂👍 #GetHealthy #SmokeMoreFatBongRips

[Fact @Fact]

Laughter relieves anger, tension, and hostility by over 80%.

[Stonedlluminati @Stonedlluminati]

*Turns on some death metal and feels a lot less stressed out, more focused and in less pain... 😂🎵🎶😈🤘 #ItWorks 😃👍

[Fact @Fact]

Listening to music has been shown to lower stress, lower blood pressure, increase concentration and relieve pain.

[Stonedlluminati @Stonedlluminati]

@CodeMonkeyB @tmil8220 @PidgeonPie Yes! Trust me....I can't be mad about it! 😃🐷💦😂👍 Especially since I can still read the DMs...I just can't respond for the next 24 hours or so. It's happened before and always for the same exact reason! 😱👨‍❤️‍👨🍑👈🌈🤣

[Stonedlluminati @Stonedlluminati]

Huge thanks to @tmil8220 @CodeMonkeyB and @PidgeonPie for helping me break my DMs! It was SO worth it! I'm in twitter DM jail for about 24 hours but oh well....At least I got stuff to think about! 👨‍❤️‍👨🌈🐷💦😂👍

[Stonedlluminati @Stonedlluminati]

#AfterAllTheseYearsIStill Love to smoke fat bong rips! 🌿🤪👍

[Stonedlluminati @Stonedlluminati]

#YouWillNeverHearMeSay That I don't want to smoke a fat bong rip after reading or watching the news! 🙄😩🌿🤪👍

[Stonedlluminati @Stonedlluminati]

In case it wasn't obvious by the profuse number of weed tweets and trippy gifs on this account, YEAH, it's me! 🌿🤪👍🔺 My other account had so much porn and politics, it was taking away from my weed tweets, so I had to make an even stoneder account!

[Fully Vaccinated Pyramids @PositivePyrami1]

I'm still in twitter DM jail for sending TOO MANY NASTY DMs! 😈🤘 So, I can read DMs, I just can't reply. So, if you want to send me hot gay smut, or tell me that I tweet about weed too much, you'll have to send the DM to @Stonedlluminati

[Stonedlluminati @Stonedlluminati]

#WeirdFullMoonSideEffects Instead of turning into a werewolf, I turned into a weedwolf and start eating and smoking up everyone's weed whenever there is a full moon! 🌿🐺🤪🙌

[Stonedlluminati @Stonedlluminati]

@JackFaderXCX @RayDieselXXX @HotMaleStuds @hot_connection2 @Just4FansStars That 2nd pic is so EPIC! 😍👍

Ray's face = 😃
Jack's face = 😲

[Stonedlluminati @Stonedlluminati]

Yeah.....you think? 🤔😑😬👍

[Fact @Fact]

Psychology says, the person who tries to keep everyone happy often ends up feeling the loneliest.

[Fully Vaccinated Pyramids @PositivePyrami1]

Just so everyone knows, I think my DMs are messed up. I may have sent too many HOT GAY SEX DMs or something, so twitter freaking shut off my DMs for 24 hours. Too bad...things were just getting HOT! 😍🔥🌈 If you need to DM me, alt is @Stonedlluminati so will be checking it. 😱🐷