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Builder.
My pronouns are: paid to be nouns.

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@buie_brad @KyivPost 🏆

[Brad Buie @buie_brad]

@KyivPost Would be great if the White House was lit up with blue and yellow 🇺🇦. But instead it’s just yellow.

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@kaslina @Suzanne54837213 @ronsterd89 You know the answer, of course she's a moron.

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@ronsterd89 Don't panic, Gringos...
There are plenty of Canadians who will look after the excess guacamole problem. Canada grows lots of corn and have figured out the technology of "tortilla chip". No problem at all. (Yum)

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From:
https://t.co/yeZheGj2u8

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There's o way that the sign at the left actually says "Keefe's Irish Stout" at the Southwest corner of University and Orde (South of Queen's Park) back in the early 1900s... Is there?
I will go back and have a pint when my time machine is back up and running!
@GraniteBrewTO

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@GuntherEagleman Inside source that you can't name?

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@XavierVengoech @esjesjesj Your lies are as atrocious as your spelling.

[Antifascist Badger 🦡 @MKEanon]

@fuckyouiquit

[Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓 @BY1959]

It's a Miracle!

[Pastor Alex @PastorAlexLove]

I am NOT fat!!!!

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

Narrator: Her 17-year-old son got a 15-year-old girl pregnant.

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@OlberdingDavid @annlillianbond @EricTrump The Pillow Asshole is hiding it until "the right time"...
I assume that means when all the contradictions are corrected.

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@annlillianbond @EricTrump Yes.
So overwhelming that it is hard to produce or even see.
Like ghosts and Bigfoot.

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@PastorAlexLove I can help you get it back if you find that you miss it.
Let me introduce you to some friends.

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@theliamnissan Isn't school mandatory, at least to some degree until a certain grade level in your country?
Even in situations where Home Schooling is permitted, isn't there a curriculum to follow with some basic spelling?

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I think you may be getting the budget version:
https://t.co/niRsTN6w3W

[Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci]

We got to experience the Christmas train and Tess said “what? Is it special?”

YES TESS IT’S THE FREAKING CHRISTMAS TRAIN

She is sitting beneath a gingerbread house sticker and I don’t think she is recognizing her privilege @wmata

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Of what imaginary kingdom?

[Shadetree Theologian @JohnnyISD]

Jesus is King.

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Well done.

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

I'll see you on the dark side of the Christmas décor