Stoner

high thoughts.

[daniel @daniel_arnold]

@chrissyteigen this Christmas party

[Stoner @StonerSayWhat]

You can't put a limit on crazy

[Stoner @StonerSayWhat]

Poondock saints.

[Stoner @StonerSayWhat]

This whole time I'm just a cripple

[Stoner @StonerSayWhat]

Mawn lower

[Stoner @StonerSayWhat]

Shitty mids.

[Stoner @StonerSayWhat]

Wuddup G. Wuddup G's all over the world.

[Stoner @StonerSayWhat]

They still haven't found that fucking plane.

[Stoner @StonerSayWhat]

trying to get so drunk that I post pictures on Instagram when I don't even have a smartphone.

[Stoner @StonerSayWhat]

It sounds like they're having a fucking magic show up there

[Stoner @StonerSayWhat]

Milk it nice and tell me it doesn't taste like spaghetti.

[Stoner @StonerSayWhat]

I look fucking delicious, thankyou very much

[Stoner @StonerSayWhat]

Like how athletes have entrance music, I have a parallel parking song.

[Stoner @StonerSayWhat]

A joint is just a bad place to be

[Stoner @StonerSayWhat]

I bet I could fit this in my asshole

[Stoner @StonerSayWhat]

*cough* *cough* I took a lot

[Stoner @StonerSayWhat]

Bong high isn't even stoned high, it's medicine high

[Stoner @StonerSayWhat]

Please don't bring your pet skunk to class

[Stoner @StonerSayWhat]

There's no way she's gonna get it in with that jacket

[Stoner @StonerSayWhat]

A nug a day keeps the doctor away