John Battistoni

Huge nerd. Gaymer. Music lover. Twitch addict (especially )

[John Battistoni @Stoney9599]

@vamp124 @BananaBall_ It will be live, for free on the Disney+ YouTube channel.

[Banana Ball @BananaBall_]

The Coconuts and Clowns DESTROYED the single-game trick play record in Birmingham 🤯

[Banana Ball @BananaBall_]

Ryan Cox becomes the first player in Banana Ball history to record 700 career trick plays 🤩

[Banana Ball @BananaBall_]

For years, we’ve traveled across the country bringing Banana Ball to fans everywhere. From small towns to big cities. We’ve brought the show to Banana Nation, one fan at a time.

Now, for America’s 250th Anniversary, we are bringing all of Banana Nation together, for the first time in our nation’s capital.

Six teams. Six casts. One Champion. One unforgettable night.

The 2026 Banana Bowl. Nationals Park. Washington, D.C. Link in bio to join the Lottery List.

[John Battistoni @Stoney9599]

@JoshTalevski @Todd_Spence Honestly? Same.

[Savannah Bananas @TheSavBananas]

Too many fans have caught Dan Oberst foul balls for outs (so many he leads the league) and he's OVER IT.

[John Battistoni @Stoney9599]

@JoshTalevski iirc, yes. It's the only station that works when your subscription is inactive. But it's avaliable all the time.

[John Battistoni @Stoney9599]

@BananaBall_ Bro!!! CHILL!!! Also, don't chill, this is really fun to watch.

[John Battistoni @Stoney9599]

@BikoRicoSuave Hey, did they grab a baby from the World's Slowest Race, and put them in the broadcast booth for that clip? Couldn't possibly be you, Biko!

[Banana Ball @BananaBall_]

Bret Helton threw ANOTHER complete game, earning himself his THIRD Player of the Week Award 🥇

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

MAJOR BREAKING: In a now deleted post by former MMA fighter Daniel Cormier, he posted screenshots of Eric Trump trying to get an insider scoop on whether any of the MMA fights at the White House are rigged so that he could try and illegally make money off of them..

Below is the Direct Messages that Trump allegedly sent Cormier. There is no reason to doubt the legitimacy of these messages.

[Banana Ball @BananaBall_]

Here are the BBCL standings through the first three months of the season 🏆

[Banana Ball @BananaBall_]

Here are the current stat leaderboards for the BBCL through the first three months of tour 📊

[Banana Ball @BananaBall_]

Bill Leroy (@bleroy28) became the first (and only) catcher to get a trick play on a throwdown back in 2024, and he just did it AGAIN 😳

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Penny. She had her first vet appointment today. Was diagnosed with a case of the eepies. But other than that passed with flying colors. 12/10

[Savannah Bananas @TheSavBananas]

GAME UPDATE🚨 Due to inclement weather and to ensure the best experience for our fans, Saturday’s game has been moved up to Friday, April 24.

Gates will open at 5pm. Ticket holders will be notified by email with their options.

All Know Before You Go info can be found here: https://t.co/PX9D3BkknF

[The Day Warrior @thedaywar90]

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Former U.S. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton:

"It is shocking that Trump said no one informed him that Iran could close the Strait of Hormuz. I find it unbelievable that one of the fundamental pillars of geopolitical strategy in the Middle East was ignored. That was the first thing we assumed Iran would do. It is their main tool of global leverage. We are now seeing the consequences of a foreign policy driven by impulse rather than strategy.

[Savannah Bananas @TheSavBananas]

Ask and you shall receive 😏

“The Other Side” from The Greatest Showman… Savannah Bananas edition

[John Battistoni @Stoney9599]

@JoshTalevski @BikoRicoSuave Well, brother, I hope that you feel free to dance to your heart's content every day in Bananaland!!!