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[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[⋆ ｡ ° ༺˚ 𖦹 gîchœ łīçbåkt 𖦹 ˚༻ ° ｡ ⋆ @ichriecheblut]

writing about how black women never lost their whimsy y’all just renamed it ghetto

[• @yducknow]

When you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Just so you know, agriculture uses more water than data centres and golf courses combined.”

Yes, but we have to eat. We don’t have to use AI or play golf. This is a useless argument.

[scar @imfat]

JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.
JUNE IS GOING TO BE A GOOD MONTH.

[🫧 @backlessdress26]

“wym you didn’t start dating till your 20s i’ve been dating since middle school” ok so we are two different people who’ve lived two completely different lives

[𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓕𝓪𝓿𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓮 ☺️ @youngcutlerr]

@softboywin Had to take back my repost cause I love candy corn……….

[𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖒𝖎 @thamieverywhere]

bro to bro: if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. if you like fitness girls, get yourself a fit girl. you are entitled to your own preferences.

but what you are not going to do bro, is date a girl who is not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[Morgan 🌹 @LoverrGirrlM]

@motelroses Everyone was under the assumption that she overdosed. I don’t think anyone knows Alamo laced her yet. Maddy found out at the club when Ali pulled up.

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Religion was a heavy theme this season. Idk yall I loved this. Great storyline. Unpredictable. And it was nothing we seen before. Good send out for a series finale. I’m satisfied. 10/10 #euphoria

[Dr. Julie Gurner @drgurner]

Pattern Recognition is also the form of intelligence that causes the most stress.
You will see things that others do not.

You'll feel crazy.

Things will be *so obvious* to you, and others will just deny it.

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

because it’s fucking cute Cecilia

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

One thing nobody tells you about adulthood is how fun it is to become your own person. One day you randomly start liking jazz, olive green, expensive dark chocolate, documentaries about volcanoes, weird lamps, sparkling water, books about loneliness in Tokyo, silver jewelry and quiet cafés. Your personality keeps unfolding forever if you let it.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

My biggest problem is that I always have something to buy

[Liza @Li33aaa]

Losing followers every time I talk about periods is actually hilarious.

BLOODY VAGINA BLOODY VAGINA BLOODY VAGINA

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

wine drunk doesn't even make its self known. you just be relaxing then all of sudden you start feeling sexy as f'ck.

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

When the price is right but the shipping is tripping!

[Hurricane Helms @ShaneHelmsCom]

Most realistic plot ever.

[femmenotes @femmenote]

this will be my year of accomplishment !