STONK IRA

the imaginary retirement account. stonks, memes, and retirement grade conviction. mentally retired. physically still at work. $IRA

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[STONK IRA @StonkIRA]

We are live on @LaunchOnSF

Earn $STONK by holding $IRA

The future of retirement is here

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More info: https://t.co/1EtKC3UKhl

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Launch day in the books. 📈

$IRA
$228.9K volume
$11,657 distrusted to holders
3,354 transactions
324 holders
+121% on the day

The Retirees didn’t ease into retirement.

They clocked in. 🏝️

Same game. Different generation.

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Wall Street spent decades teaching people to:

Invest.
Save.
Grow.
Retire.

The internet added one more step:

Meme it.

Same game. Different generation.

$IRA

Old-school investing energy. Onchain retirement culture. 📈

[STONK IRA @StonkIRA]

TradFi: “You’ll retire at 65.”

Crypto: “Give me one good chart and a Wi-Fi connection.” 😂

$IRA is for the people who looked at retirement planning and thought:

What if we made this significantly less responsible?

Retirees are clocking in. 🏝️📈

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Promoted to full-time chart watcher. 📈🏝️

Coffee in hand.
Markets open.
Retirement officially ruined.

$IRA

For the Retirees who know the market is the hobby.

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Learn more https://t.co/1EtKC3UKhl

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The future of retirement was always going to look like this.

Introducing Stonk IRA. Hold $IRA, get paid in $STONK from every trade. No threshold, no lockup.

Invest today. Tomorrow looks better.

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Everyone told you to start your IRA early.

Apparently the internet listened. 😂

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3,000+ transactions
$200K+ volume
300+ holders

All within roughly the first hour of the pool being live.

And because this is Stonk IRA:

Holders = Retirees
Selling = Early withdrawal
Chart watching = Retirement planning

Welcome to the least responsible retirement community on the internet.

$IRA 🏝️

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$9,026 already distributed to $IRA holders. 👀

23.8K $STONK
4,847 payments
And the rewards keep collecting.

Every $IRA transfer carries a 3% tax that gets distributed back to eligible holders in $STONK, pro rata.

$IRA
The retirement meme with actual holder rewards.

[STONK IRA @StonkIRA]

Retirement plan:

Wake up late.
Check the charts.
Ignore the charts.
Check them again 4 minutes later.

Welcome to Stonk IRA. 🐋📈

$IRA

The retirement-account meme for people who were never going to retire normally.

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Working with @theincomewheel to create a community of $IRA investors

More details will be posted in TG

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Wall Street gave us the IRA.

Crypto gave us $IRA.

One is for retirement.

The other is for people who don’t want to wait until 65. 😂

https://t.co/KTAdXGpsbJ

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The Future of Retirement Was Always Going to Look Like This https://t.co/7RQE8pDenv

[STONK IRA @StonkIRA]

more info: https://t.co/1EtKC3UKhl

[STONK IRA @StonkIRA]

Memecoins are built to be sold. Stonk IRA is built to be held.

Hold $IRA, get paid in $STONK. Rewards weight up with every consecutive snapshot. Sell below the line and you start over.

Early withdrawal is discouraged. Invest today. Tomorrow looks better.