Stonk Traders

4,444 stonk traders on Robinhood Chain
Buying tops professionally since day one

[Stonk Traders @Stonktraders_rh]

Holder check

For every 1 holder comment under this post, we sweep 2 Stonk Traders off the floor

1 comment = 2 buys

Let’s see how stupidly powerful this community actually is

Your move

[Stonk Traders @Stonktraders_rh]

@Manarmx01 i don't see any tx from your wallet
send me transaction

[Stonk Traders @Stonktraders_rh]

Royalty just got cut from 10% → 5%

Less tax on the trenches, more room to trade stupidly

We’d rather watch the floor move than charge you for touching it

Trade harder
We’ll figure out the consequences later

[Stonk Traders @Stonktraders_rh]

I was gonna wait

Then my finger slipped and somehow 40 more got swept

Anyway, the deal still stands:

1 holder comment under the pinned post = 2 more Stonk Traders swept

Let’s see how expensive this comment section can get

[Stonk Traders @Stonktraders_rh]

Floor under $10 is actually FUD

People really watched 4,444 traders sell out and said “nah I’ll wait for confirmation”

This is the confirmation

[Stonk Traders @Stonktraders_rh]

SOLD OUT

Big thanks to everyone who minted and backed this from day one
mint’s done, but we’re just getting started thanks
a few things are already cooking for holders

stay tuned

[Stonk Traders @Stonktraders_rh]

STONK TRADERS MINT IS LIVE

A bunch of collections across the Stonk ecosystem are eligible for a FREE MINT
check the mint page to see if your wallet qualifies

4,444 traders built to fill the one role the ecosystem somehow forgot to hire for

Front-facing 8-bit traders, dozens of traits, market gear, suits, charts, terminal backgrounds and way too many people who think buying after a 40% candle is “good entry”

If you’re eligible, claim yours from the link

The brokers handled the business

Now the traders can finally make it worse

https://t.co/sGHW4AoRmn

[Stonk Traders @Stonktraders_rh]

We launched Stonk Traders without the usual two weeks of teasing because the idea felt way too obvious to sit on

The Stonk ecosystem already had the brokers, the interns and the whole beautiful corporate mess around them, but somehow the actual traders were missing the people buying green candles after they’re already up 80% and calling it “confirmation”

So we built 4,444 Stonk Traders around that missing piece, using 73 different 8-bit traits across faces, suits, trading gear, glasses, headwear, market backgrounds and a few things no responsible trader should be wearing near a terminal

Everything was designed to feel like it belongs in the same Stonk world while giving the traders their own identity

A bunch of Stonk ecosystem collections are whitelisted from day one

No long campaign, no mysterious roadmap countdown

The market was open and apparently we needed more people to lose money in it

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