Stood Up John

The humorous love life of Stood Up John who just turned 30 years old, and as eye-opening as it sounds... to date, he’s chalked up 58 failed relationships...

[Stood Up John @StoodUpJohn]

After the end of this week, I think it’s time for the world to start, “Thank God It’s Monday”. John A Gabriel #StoodUpJohn #TGIF #workplace #work #weekend #coworker #dating #journal #diary #loser #jokes #funny #life #comedy

[Stood Up John @StoodUpJohn]

Stood Up John has a blind date! John A Gabriel #StoodUpJohn #dating #exgirlfriend #journal #diary #loser #jokes #funny #life #comedy #BlindDate #dating #OnlineDating

[Stood Up John @StoodUpJohn]

Stood Up John with a Jar of Pickles! John A Gabriel #StoodUpJohn #dating #exgirlfriend #journal #diary #loser #jokes #funny #life #comedy #pickles

[Stood Up John @StoodUpJohn]

Stood Up John’s new girlfriend asked, if she was surrounded by sharks... John Gabriel #relationship #girlfriend #dating #hero #loser #sharks #smile #funny #jokes #laughter #comedy #comedian #StoodUpJohn #life

[Stood Up John @StoodUpJohn]

I Farted in a Fancy Restaurant. Stood Up John by John Gabriel #StoodUpJohn #farted #farts #dating #breakup #relationships #loser #girlfriend #satire #life #journal #comedy #comedian #jokes #laughs #humor #dinner

[Stood Up John @StoodUpJohn]

My Television Remote Control. Stood Up John by John Gabriel #StoodUpJohn #dating #breakup #relationships #loser #girlfriend #satire #life #journal #comedy #comedian #jokes #laughs #humor

[Stood Up John @StoodUpJohn]

I Went Grocery Shopping. Stood Up John by John Gabriel. #StoodUpJohn #exgirlfriend #groceries #store #soup #shoppingcart #journal #diary #loser #jokes #funny #life #comedy

[Stood Up John @StoodUpJohn]

What a disaster yesterday was! Stood Up John by John Gabriel. #StoodUpJohn #Marsha #relationship #dating #exgirlfriend #bathroom #toilet #cloggedtoilet #journal #diary #loser #jokes #funny #life #comedy

[Stood Up John @StoodUpJohn]

I was the best boyfriend ever… Stood Up John. John Gabriel. #relationship #dating #girlfriend #exgirlfriend #breakup #dumped #journal #diary #loser #jokes #funny #life #comedy

[Stood Up John @StoodUpJohn]

My new girlfriend and a BOGO coupon. Stood Up John by John Gabriel. #StoodUpJohn #cheapskate #relationship #dating #girlfriend #BOGO #restaurant #journal #diary #loser #jokes #funny #life #comedy

[Stood Up John @StoodUpJohn]

My new girlfriend told me, she wanted a guy that wouldn’t hesitate to take a punch in the face for her. Stood Up John. John Gabriel. #StoodUpJohn #relationship #dating #girlfriend #journal #diary #loser #jokes #funny #life #comedy

[Stood Up John @StoodUpJohn]

She said my clothes will never go out of style! Stood Up John. John Gabriel #StoodUpJohn #fashion #trend #fad #journal #diary #loser #jokes #funny #life #comedy

[Stood Up John @StoodUpJohn]

She hated everything about me! Stood Up John. John Gabriel #StoodUpJohn #breakup #dating #exgirlfriend #journal #diary #loser #jokes #funny #life #comedy

[Stood Up John @StoodUpJohn]

One of my ex-girlfriends said I had low ambitions in life! Stood Up John. John Gabriel #StoodUpJohn #birthday #exgirlfriend #dating #relationship #LicensePlate #journal #diary #loser #jokes #funny #life #comedy

[Stood Up John @StoodUpJohn]

I called up a ex-girlfriend, and she turned into an owl. Stood Up John. John Gabriel #StoodUpJohn #exgirlfriend #dating #relationship #owl #loser #jokes #funny #life #comedy

[Stood Up John @StoodUpJohn]

My new girlfriend broke up with me. Stood Up John. John Gabriel #StoodUpJohn #diary #journal #girlfriend #breakup #dumped #dating #relationship #loser #jokes #funny #life #comedy

[Stood Up John @StoodUpJohn]

@BuryThatJoke That joke really sneaks up on you! 🤣

[Stood Up John @StoodUpJohn]

@BuryThatJoke 🧻🚽Finally!

[Stood Up John @StoodUpJohn]

@MoePhillips5 Wonderful words!🙂

[Stood Up John @StoodUpJohn]

@BuryThatJoke I guess you can't count your eggs before they hatch!