John Whitaker

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Happy 10yr anniversary to @PardonMyTake.

Here are @PFTCommenter’s best one-liners from just the past month!

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Does Draftkings offer early exit for the McGregor fight?? 😂😂😂 #ufc329

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McGregor got a BAG from Polymarket 😂

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This valid?

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

I have obtained an exclusive photo of Lucas and Mintzy together at Red Rocks for the Widespread Panic concert.

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To be clear, emptying the clip on barstool employees doesn’t mean jizzing on them bro

[Nicky Smokes @nickysmokess]

Ngl I’m loving everyone at barstool emptying the clip. Maybe I’ll empty mine but I’m drunk and want to enjoy my Saturday.

[John Whitaker @Stoolify]

And people say the NY office has no work ethic smh

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

11 years. It’s been 11 whole years since the day that changed me forever. I clocked into my 7-Eleven shift as an innocent and ripe 19-year-old boy excited to work on Free Slurpee Day. But that wouldn’t last. Blistering 104 degree heat. The AC goes down. The Slurpee machine breaks. Lines are forming. My shift partner goes down with a stomach bug. I’m single handedly making and serving slurpees to a sweaty and angry mob. After 8 grueling hours, I clocked out of my shift as a hardened and matured man. I’ve never been the same since.

[John Whitaker @Stoolify]

I would be in the office on Saturdays if hired!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Lead from the front!!!!

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@SteveNobleisgay @PardonMyTake They had him last year so I feel like that wouldn’t categorize as a “big guest” even though his stature is large

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Will the @PardonMyTake guest Monday be Tony Romo?

Reasoning:

-PFT said “happy bday Jessica Simpson” right after big cat said they have an awesome guest Monday, and everyone laughed.

-They brought up Romo twice.

-Romo playing in the American Century Championship in Tahoe.

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@dixon_dall96056 @PardonMyTake That’s later in the week

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@houseofburgh412 @PardonMyTake Agreed but this one felt random/the boys laughed about it right after big cat said they had a big guest

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Number 2 would be stoolify

[Gaz @stoolsalesguy]

Tate would be my number one hire to join our team.

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@Kevin_Hardman @PardonMyTake Hmmmm I’d be surprised is he said it on the yak lol

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@MikeyBeisbol @PardonMyTake Steph would be awesome

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@Kevin_Hardman @PardonMyTake Damn. Source?

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@J_JamesNeutron Thank you

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A list of Barstool LOOKSMAXXERS:

*Ppl who have objectively improved their appearance since starting at Barstool*

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@RHuizar2 @PardonMyTake Great minds think alike

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LeBron James signing with the Miami Heat. Heard it here first.

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Hank Lockwood

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Reed the Chiller

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Francesca Mariano

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Brianna LaPaglia

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TJ hitchings