stoop kid

snail chasing you as a service (YC 34) tweets represent the views of your employer

[stoop kid @StoopMensch]

gaining a few thousand rando followers has made this account much noisier

this will be the final transmission

i will find you in another life if it was meant to be

(or DM for info lol)

[stoop kid @StoopMensch]

@tunient absolute cope for having high heating costs because they hate nuclear and have to import gas

[stoop kid @StoopMensch]

last year of high school, was friends with a german foreign exchange student

went back to germany with him for a month

one day he scolded me about taking too long of a hot shower, "its expensive". i thought he was joking, but learned he was serious

https://t.co/En2iqEIgjn

[Flo Crivello @Altimor]

There’s a lot of Europe bashing on twitter these days, but it’s temporary

Not because Europe will get better, but because soon, Europe being poorer will be as obvious as Africa being poorer, and making fun of it of equally bad taste

[stoop kid @StoopMensch]

@ArmchairEgghead the type of guy is like "dad who yells at his son a little too aggressively during the kids soccer league"

[stoop kid @StoopMensch]

I don’t know if I’ve ever met a backwards baseball cap guy that I get along with

Must be some ancestral memory

[stoop kid @StoopMensch]

before this, i basically had a mental model that US and EU were functionally identical living standards

this was years ago, and it seems like it's becoming even less true over time

[stoop kid @StoopMensch]

@daringlucile we are early 30s and trying now

[stoop kid @StoopMensch]

@daringlucile mom was also 37 for me, and her mom was 43 for her

this explains my tism

[stoop kid @StoopMensch]

@Bullitt315 The hip bump sweep threat forced the post, otherwise gonna get swept and mounted, classic setup

[stoop kid @StoopMensch]

@ThinkWiselyMatt Pareto

[stoop kid @StoopMensch]

If your code spends 5% of its time in function X, optimizing X can only speed up your program by 5% at most

But this heuristic (Amdahl's law) applies to team processes, sales funnels, everything

Learning to focus on the high-leverage points is a mark of career maturity

[stoop kid @StoopMensch]

@_its_not_real_ The sequel is equally good if not better

[stoop kid @StoopMensch]

@rshakoor12 Or will start optimizing before profiling at all!

The number of times I have started profiling and the actual bottleneck is in a place I would have never expected is... > 50% of times probably -- if it was obvious, you probably wouldn't have coded it slow in the first place

[stoop kid @StoopMensch]

@daringlucile Need RSU grants for the soupistas

[stoop kid @StoopMensch]

@WTTDFP this is just a millenial vs zoomer test

zoomers are vaxxed from it, we just missed out by a few years

[stoop kid @StoopMensch]

@akbirthko the gan girls know what's up

[stoop kid @StoopMensch]

@caesararum @gdelujo Somehow this makes it even sadder but I guess don't rock the boat when you're trying to enter a new market

[stoop kid @StoopMensch]

the worst part of developing stateful services is sometimes fixing a bug might break someone downstream of you if they had worked around your bug

[stoop kid @StoopMensch]

@adastroworld I definitely did not fully know until I had been with my now-wife for several years

[stoop kid @StoopMensch]

@adastroworld I think a lot of it is really knowing what you're about

After being happily married for years now, I know *exactly* what matters to me, what doesn't matter, what I need, etc. And I could dial in on that really, really quickly in another person.