MasterOfNone

I'm all over the place... enjoy the randomness!

[MasterOfNone @StoopidFatigue]

@micyoung75 Stevie Wonder ain't watching shit 🤣

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Not enough people tell him to stfu!

[Liberal Hivemind @LiberalHivemind]

Illegal immigrants "ARE AMERICA"

Wtf is wrong with this bitch?

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@ItsEthanRay Maybe don't dress like your thuggin' around the town...

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@warren_hamel @isaacrrr7 We'd all beat your ass to.

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@Babywwir Everytime a POC gets a scholarship for their skin color.

[MasterOfNone @StoopidFatigue]

Not sure if it's real... but why life sentence for dealing out the justice most of us wanted to begin with?

[𝔉🅰𝒏 Karoline Leavitt @WHLeavitt]

NEW: Three UK inmates got life sentences for stabbing child killer Kyle Bevan (33) 25 times in his cell.

They cornered him for 5 minutes, then staged the scene to look like he was sleeping.

Are the three inmates who murdered child killer Kyle Bevan:

A. Heroes
B. Monsters

[MasterOfNone @StoopidFatigue]

@WorkElizab It's a combination of the drain plug and the bucket to speed things along.
Come on people!

[MasterOfNone @StoopidFatigue]

@gman5180 Maybe once...

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@mrcfoz @Avabelly__ It's a way for the business to get theirs, while screwing over the workers... I would argue for fair wages or get a better job with valuable skills.

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@TaraBull Sorry, clan? 🤣 hell of a typo

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@doublespring @daviinya This wasn't an hour long video????

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@WPRTRADIO @steveth75737857 I'd pretend to leave lol
If you say it, they'll believe it 🤣

[MasterOfNone @StoopidFatigue]

@AntiWokeMemes Relaxing game of Call of Duty...

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If I wanted to get raped or beheaded I'd go...

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[MasterOfNone @StoopidFatigue]

@ResonanceEnter Maybe once... don't look down...

[Kentucky Girl @Notwokenow]

He murdered someone.

That’s actually against the law.

Hope that helps explain things.

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@WPRTRADIO @steveth75737857 I'd change my race and party affiliation overnight... gimme that money 🤑
I'd feel like a politician

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@jackunheard

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@17Cyrene17 @elonmusk @PiersUncensored @piersmorgan @andrewrsorkin