Uncle Tony

storyteller.

[Uncle Tony @StoopidTony]

@bukowskiquoteus 19.

Hollywood.

A used softcover with a handwritten message that said “It is somehow appropriate that a book by Bukowdki have a drink stain on the cover.”

It did. I cherished it.

[Uncle Tony @StoopidTony]

@AmazingPopPod I still use some of the Doctor’s greatest insults in my daily life.

Haven’t seen the movie in decades.

[Uncle Tony @StoopidTony]

@carlos_cisco @mattcolville I quote Family Guy when I say, “yeah, you don’t need to see Krull.”

[Uncle Tony @StoopidTony]

@More_Forgotten @mattcolville Shadowrun is super crunchy.

[Uncle Tony @StoopidTony]

@designerscott @GailSimone Ahh, the Membrane Keyboard that could break your fingers. Classic. I had one too.

[Uncle Tony @StoopidTony]

@mattcolville A glorious mess. Looking forward to it.

🍉

“Why is that watermelon there?”

[Uncle Tony @StoopidTony]

One day my @twitter feed will just stop refreshing and I will close the app forever allowing me to discover what’s actually happening in the real world.

Looking forward to it.

#RIPTwitter

[Uncle Tony @StoopidTony]

@jaytee0256 @moblake18 @TheOnly313Girl @TomiLahren “Using this specific criteria, there is only one country with continuous democracy for more than 200 years (The United States).”

Try reading it first next time.

[Tony Lasagna @CrumbTogether]

Halloween Frosted Cookies.

Boo.

[Uncle Tony @StoopidTony]

@TMZ Jerry Lee Lewis earned the nickname Killer because he KILLED the last motherf@&er who tried to kill him.

Watch your back, @TMZ

Just sayin’ when you come for Jerry Lee you best not miss.

[Uncle Tony @StoopidTony]

@neiltyson @Yankees @CleGuardians Moneyball theory vs actually winning Pennants. Go Yanks.

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@bukowskiquoteus Best novel about the making of a movie. The names are changed to protect the idiotic.

The rest, I imagine, is true. 🍸

[Uncle Tony @StoopidTony]

@bukowskiquoteus The best Barfly quotes are in the novel HOLLYWOOD.

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@LangmanVince Funniest tweet of the day. I’m dyin’

[Uncle Tony @StoopidTony]

@HewettW @JoeBiden Loser.

[Uncle Tony @StoopidTony]

@ThatKevinSmith Went to #Clerks3 last night. Total fan service film with a heart. (And a heart attack).

It’s not going to break the box office though - just the two of us in the theater.

So, thanks for the private viewing.

🫀- anatomical heart emoji

[Uncle Tony @StoopidTony]

A quote 400 years in the making.

[William Shakespeare @Wwm_Shakespeare]

What means that trump?

[Uncle Tony @StoopidTony]

@RalphGarman It’s a beautiful, perfect 70 degrees right now. Only problem is: it’s Eugene, Oregon.

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@TIFF_NET If you know this gif then you know there’s a glaring omission on this thread.