Dos Sombreros

Just another snarky prick...but with a little more class. This place is cheaper than therapy. Part time co-host of @Atomic_Rubbish . #warrior #LoverOfBooze

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If I stayed strong I wouldn’t have to get strong. That’s my fault.

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I think I lost all my anger when I quit drinking. But it’s been 18 months and apparently I have the libido of an 18yr old. That’s the last thing I need.

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@ChaoticGoodest I’ve been doing “fun” wrong

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@Via313Pizza I called and wrote you and even stoped by your establishment. Honor my golden ticket!!

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@kas01s Y

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@ChaoticGoodest Love it

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@NaNa_HasiyaH No

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@Ranae732196 Underarm fat made me cringe

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Fake news

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@Sportz_DC Gaya

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@LiquidBinaryTTV No

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@JShaundrea80428 👎🏽

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@GwenAmelia28073 Too small

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@rudysbbq I cracked a tooth on your sausage. Can a dude at least get some brisket or something? NO SAUSAGE.

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@BustyNaturals2y Barely

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@MsDynamic_ And I know why

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@TruemyracleAmi Arms are entirely too small

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Is this still the place where we comically share our tragic outlook on life?

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@bertkreischer Apparently George Burns smoked the everlasting life but I’m pretty sure those cigars used the N word for their strength