Sam ฅʕ·ᴥ· ʔฅ

village idiot 4 hire 🪤

[Sam ฅʕ·ᴥ· ʔฅ @StopDropAndBear]

Idea for a horror movie: kids sit down to play a game of Candieland only to discover that it's really

CAN DIE LAND!?!?!!!?

[Sam ฅʕ·ᴥ· ʔฅ @StopDropAndBear]

Duolingo you good lil guy?

[hunter 🪱 @FleshAtronach]

wretched beast 🍌

[Sam ฅʕ·ᴥ· ʔฅ @StopDropAndBear]

@JasefWisener @JaharaJayde whole page in my burn book dedicated to moldorm

[Sam ฅʕ·ᴥ· ʔฅ @StopDropAndBear]

@JasefWisener he is no family guy of mine

[Sam ฅʕ·ᴥ· ʔฅ @StopDropAndBear]

can I come over and darken your door like this

[Sam ฅʕ·ᴥ· ʔฅ @StopDropAndBear]

@JasefWisener is that snoopy

[onion person @CantEverDie]

fucked up that they’re right about eating healthier. fucked up they’re right about getting 8 hours of sleep. fucked up they’re right about exercising. fuck this chungus life

[Sam ฅʕ·ᴥ· ʔฅ @StopDropAndBear]

@oweneight @raylabh

[Sam ฅʕ·ᴥ· ʔฅ @StopDropAndBear]

doubt this even applies to anyone still on here but my phone is dead dead and I don't know how long it'll be before I can replace it so if you need to contact me I guess discord or email

[Sam ฅʕ·ᴥ· ʔฅ @StopDropAndBear]

@raylabh a message from rayla AND a free pigeon!

[Sam ฅʕ·ᴥ· ʔฅ @StopDropAndBear]

@oweneight points Nerf Rebelle bow at you
say that again...see what happens

[Sam ฅʕ·ᴥ· ʔฅ @StopDropAndBear]

@oweneight Bioshock, Baldur's Gate 3, and don't worry about getting roasted cuz I'm putting Destiny 2 on my list

[Alan Wagner @truewagner]

At least all my neighbors are on the same page for once...

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Getting some action through a popcorn bucket has been a staple of the movie-going experience for decades. The plan? Boost concession sales by offering a self-pleasure bucket so people who see movies alone can have fun too

[𝙱𝚕𝚞𝚎𝙱𝚎𝚕𝚕☀️製作中 @aonrcraft]

なんか幸せそう

[Sam ฅʕ·ᴥ· ʔฅ @StopDropAndBear]

WIMDY

[Sam ฅʕ·ᴥ· ʔฅ @StopDropAndBear]

pov you're watching the Oathbreaker Knight kill himself 1 necrotic damage at a time

[Sam ฅʕ·ᴥ· ʔฅ @StopDropAndBear]

@MrsBaltes I'm so sorry :( ❤️