Mama Steen

Shenanigans, nonsense, and tomfoolery; the holy trinity 🙏🏽

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

“Runaway brides” should be called “near Mrs.”

Thank you, this is why I have a PhD

[sean yoo @SeanYoo]

legitimately one of the best artbutmakeitsports

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

My nigga did WHAT???

[603° @demetrius3244]

funny how there’s no point where I won’t support abortion

even if you just feel like it, it’s perfectly fine 😭

[WARHORSE @JPWARHORSE]

When I see a little charcuterie board at the party

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Undiagnosed ADHD symptom nobody talks about: your handwriting changes completely based on the pen.

[maybe: sasha @goalietaps]

objectively the best mantra but i do wish the rhyming scheme was ABCB instead of ABCC (my mayor is muslim / my christian dior / my bagel is jewish / my knicks in four)

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

coworker asked me if ive been “seeing those hunter biden tweets” baby i can recite them. i pledge allegiance to them.

[Trick Forever @khiazmos]

I like Hunter Biden because he isn’t one of those guys that gets sober and then pretends being a degenerate isn’t insanely fun

[Adaeze @Ada_mamasita]

If you’re dating someone and you can’t comfortably tell them 'I don’t have money for this right now' without feeling ashamed, you are in the wrong relationship. 🤷‍♀️

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

I feel like if you weren’t a bit of a comic nerd you don’t know how racist this was. His whole thing is he can’t die, it would be like Superman just getting shot or Batman getting outsmarted.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Knicks fans are insane 😭😭😭

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4!!!”

[Down South GA Girl 🍑 @peachnamedgizmo]

I was bout to say what is NDT doing on Shay Shay; but you know what, you gotta meet niggas where they are

[ℳ𝒶𝓇 @MarTheNerd]

Death so racist everyone keep bringing it up for 15 years

[Mama Steen @StopPullingOut]

Hunter Biden is my fave kind of person. Completely aware that he’s flawed, like all humans, and just owns it. He exists in a moral gray area for me in the way that if he invited me somewhere, I’d be certain it’s an awful idea to go but I still would and have a fucking ball 🤣

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Cactuscali19912 Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck.

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

huge franchise potential here. the list of things you can fall off of is endless

[Tax Daddy @NwokeOma_]

insecurity due to body odour.

[gina_scooter @gina_scooter]

physical comedy in general is missing from so much modern comedy. too many quippy lines not enough fighting a janky rat muppet.