Bad Apple

[Bad Apple @Stop_Googlingme]

@NASAExoplanets Fire your intern

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

This morning, Zelenskyy gave updates to U.S. Senators on a Zoom chat. The Ukrainian ambassador requested that nobody share anything on social media during the meeting. Sens. Rubio and Daines posted screenshots from the Zoom anyway, putting Zelenskyy’s life at risk.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Average car dealership profit per car
2015: $1,399
2016: $1,347
2017: $1,327
2018: $1,329
2019: $1,359
2020: $1,853
2021: $3,723

"that inflation is just killing us"

[Leah Cheshier @LeahCheshier]

Interesting fact for you… last year, Americans spent almost the same amount of money on Valentine’s Day ($21.8 bil) as NASA’s entire annual budget ($23.3 bil). But we’re going to the Moon on it. 🚀😎

[Alex Danvers @AlexDanvers2017]

Oh hell no.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Construction of Starship orbital launch pad at the Cape has begun

[Go Bluesky (@StrictlyChristo.bsky.social) =🦤➡️🦋 @StrictlyChristo]

2000: Go to college or you'll be flipping burgers!

2008: What do you mean you can't find a job, is flipping burgers too good for you?

2016: You want $15/hr for flipping burgers?! Millennials are so entitled.

2021: Why does no one want to flip burgers anymore?

[Bad Apple @Stop_Googlingme]

@lmaolindsey This brings back so many memories but I can’t for the life of me remember what it is

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Gateway to Mars

[Brian Wetjen @wetchman]

Today, in Target's parking lot:

GUY: Sign this petition for Voter ID?

ME: Do I have to show ID to sign it?

GUY: No.

ME: So how do you know I'm a voter?

GUY: We verify name, address, and sig via the voter registry.

ME: You just explained why Voter ID is not necessary.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

So how does this statement from the former President of the United States make you feel as an American?

[Eric Topol @EricTopol]

Fixed that for you @johnrobertsFox

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Ted Cruz’ dumb tweet about Australia, and the response from Michael Gunner, the Chief Minister for the Northern Territory.

[Bad Apple @Stop_Googlingme]

@_mjizzle_ I know you lying because even diesel is only 3.49

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Now that Spot has an arm in addition to legs and cameras, it can do mobile manipulation. It finds and picks up objects (trash), tidies up the living room, opens doors, operates switches and valves, and much more [video: https://t.co/5lXZvro7ir]