Stoph Johnson

Video Games & Race Cars... Refuse to grow up.

Gamertag & PSN: StophJ

[Stoph Johnson @StophJ]

@cna_sarah Why am I notified of all your posts when I don't follow you or know who you are? 😔

[Stoph Johnson @StophJ]

@FurboPetCamera is there a way to make the AI Pet Nanny stop saying Fur baby & Fur Babies. Can I please go back to "your dog is getting active"

[Stoph Johnson @StophJ]

Hello @FedEx really great of you to tell me my package would be delivered between 12:10pm and 4:10 pm so I took a half day came home at lunch to find out if missed the delivery at 10:43am. Figure it out. You guys are the worst.

[Stoph Johnson @StophJ]

It makes so much sense as to why the worst NFL Stadium was sponsored by @FedEx for years. But really was it the chicken or the egg?

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@FedExHelp Hey Jeff, we've been through this three times this year. And all that ever happens is you read me what's on the tracking page. I can do that. What I can't do is make up for lost wages and broken promises. Or accurately predict what day I should stay home to sign.

[Stoph Johnson @StophJ]

The package is now essentially listed as lost. I've lost many dollars this year trying to work with the schedule @Fedex provides. They are the absolute worst.

[Stoph Johnson @StophJ]

I know it's the only thing I use Twitter for these days but. @Fedex once again. Told me my signature required package was arriving early. Today between 11:40 and 3:40 pm. At 3 pm it was last scanned in Troutdale,OR. 200 miles away. I once again took time off work to sign for this

[Stoph Johnson @StophJ]

@twixprintmatic @arielhelwani @GableSteveson I imagine it's defensive tackle. They probably don't know yet.

[Stoph Johnson @StophJ]

Just want to point out that my @FedEx package that went missing on Friday is still missing. They closed the support case and I can only assume are with holding the package out of spite. Great business model.

[Stoph Johnson @StophJ]

@twixprintmatic Damn, I might have to buy up those I don't have.

[Stoph Johnson @StophJ]

@FedExHelp Every time I have done this the agent just tells me what the tracking number says. Which I can already read but sure. Let's try that.

[Stoph Johnson @StophJ]

. @fedex should have to reimburse you if you take a day off to sign for a signature required package that they fail to deliver. I can't count how many times they've done this.

[Stoph Johnson @StophJ]

@DrealMctennisD Yes, this would almost fix it. But also fix the salary situation.

[Stoph Johnson @StophJ]

Holy shit! #UFC300

[Stoph Johnson @StophJ]

I think this was my lowest scoring year of all time.
#xboxyearinreview

[Stoph Johnson @StophJ]

The #UFC Apex is trash it takes so much away from the presentation and brand.

[Stoph Johnson @StophJ]

@twixprintmatic Yeah, I think we're just old. Someone out there must think that's great. I'm just not those people.

[Stoph Johnson @StophJ]

@Quill0 Is the horse drunk or are you drunk?

[Stoph Johnson @StophJ]

#UFCNoche uhh... boooooooo!!!