Chuckles McGinty

Eat your vegetables

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I don’t feel like having the “so we found your twitter account” conversation again

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Either the OWGR no longer recognizes Northern Ireland as a sovereign nation, or the Ryder Cup is about to be turned on its head

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Pink Floyd basically only ever came out with one bad song, and it's the namesake of the album it's from. I hope their producer got fired.

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The answer to your question is whatever order you think of them in

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Grand scheme of things, this is a pretty insignificant take.

If I use the spelling "tho" instead of "though" and you feel the need to call it lazy english, you're a luddite. What can be understood does not need to be corrected.

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I dislike musical theatre, but I love rock operas.

What's my opinion of Billy Joel?

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@AsimTheShaman Right.

Center would look disgusted but can't stop reading.

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Thinking about how many people have posted "it's a scary time to be a CEO" on LinkedIn today. Answer is probably more than 1.

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Private equity is what happened, to be clear. The money realized that labor is more profitable than leisure so anything that makes human existence easier got commoditized and price gouged.

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Kinda fun how "AI is coming for your jobs!" went from a promise to a threat within about a decade. I wonder what happened.

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Every decision the new Starbucks CEO has made is somehow getting pushed to the top of my newsfeeds, which tells me two things:
1. They have a huge PR problem
2. Their priority is investors and not coffee

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Pringles snack packs need to be stopped. Not once have I ever thought "I'd love some Pringles!" and felt satisfied after eating seven

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Ads are going great! Nice work!

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So is Veep just Parks & Rec but with more swearing #structuralism

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Hey, just following up on your last email. I'm curious what you did with all the extra time you got back from sending "Thx" instead of typing it out. Let me know!

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Is replying to yourself still fab on here? or are we QT'ing ourselves? For how much I'm on twitter I sure am bad at using it.

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one could say that

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Tracking my engagement historical numbers on this platform has been an interesting ride for learning what topics get you suppressed.

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Grammarly sells both generative AI writing and AI detection tools, which is vertical integration at its finest.

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No, I'm not 53 years old. BUT a chilly late September rain day sounds like Simon & Garfunkel playing while I stare out the window.

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"Hello darkness my old friend" no I mean like Punky's Dilemma. Only deep cuts will do.