Jake Storey

I often watch sports… and try to tweet comedy

[Jake Storey @StoreyJ5]

@kerrodgraygolf Method

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Check this out, man! A box from the winningest football program in Division ll history, all the way from Pittsburg, Kansas.
Thank you @GorillasFB and Coach Anthony for the gear!

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I haven’t seen a lot of KU this year.. but Dickinson might be the most uninspired/unenthusiastic rebounder I’ve seen get significant minutes for a Bill Self team.

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I actually think it’s very mature of Bob Costas to take all the pressure off of how inconsistent the strike-zone has been and place it on himself this series.

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30 for 30 Voice: What if I told you Witt is 0-10 and Wacha and Ragans didn’t get out of the fifth?

Me: 2-0 Yanks.

30f30 Voice: It’s 1-1

Me:

[Jake Storey @StoreyJ5]

The strike-zone was inconsistent both ways all night. I would argue that’s part of baseball. And I enjoy the art of pitchers “earning corners”. The Royals pitchers didn’t earn themselves the benefit.

But calling Chisholm safe on the replay at 2nd base was complete incompetence.

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And they LOVED the handle. Welcome to the big time.

[Jimbosrambles @oldmanbytheowl]

I'm famous!!!

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@worthingtonlhs @Royals This is the turning point.

Royals knew they couldn’t allow the salad comparison. So they finally got you some Ribeyes in the 8th. Eat well, friend.

#SeasonSaved

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When the “analytics” top-load your lineup

[Jamie Greaves | Golf Fitness @JGGolfFitness]

𝟖 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐞𝐱𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐦𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐟 ⛳️🙌

A thread post…👇🧵

As the static lives we lead nowadays don’t tend to help how we move + feel both on and off the course 😫

1️⃣ - HN Rotations

[Jake Storey @StoreyJ5]

Relax lady…

This is what he/we think about.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🟢🌺🟡 Masters Edition Mizuno Pro 241 irons

(Via: steelheadsgolf + shun__green/IG)

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#FireCalipari

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The year they played the Final Four on the first weekend.

[College Basketball Report @CBKReport]

We’re nearly 10 years removed from one of the greatest runs and biggest heartbreakers in College Basketball History.

#8 Kentucky (25-10) vs #1 Wichita State (35-0)

Kentucky started 5 Freshman (Fab-5 Esque) & Wichita State was undefeated coming off of a Final 4 run the previous year.

This game will live in history forever.

[Jake Storey @StoreyJ5]

How much did they win by?

[NFL @NFL]

LAMAR FREAKIN' JACKSON.

📺: #KCvsBAL on CBS
📱: Stream on #NFLPlus https://t.co/IIZbdmhqNS

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Some people need the last 2 minutes of the 2021 AFC Championship Game… I only needed 13 seconds. @nflnetwork

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Tuesday roster move.

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#TheNews is clearly #TheClicks

[The Kansas City Star @KCStar]

‘Home of the Chiefs’? Stop disrespecting national anthem, Kansas City football fans | Opinion https://t.co/3YBpVbDVkB

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@KSHSAA ?

[810 Varsity @810varsity]

Who wins Kansas Class 4A football?

[Jake Storey @StoreyJ5]

I’ll say it… it’s obviously time for Butker to take the crucial 3rd and 4th Down snaps at QB. Everyone else had their shot.

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[This Day In Sports Clips @TDISportsClips]

September 30, 2014: @SalvadorPerez15 drives in Christian Colon in B12 to give the Royals a 9-8 win over the A’s in the AL Wild Card Game.

The Royals were down 7-3 in the 8th and 8-7 in the 12th but came back and won.