Zachary Dale Thayer

I’m a storyteller who helps others live a great story by finding their place in God’s story. Online Pastor: @ilsmonline + @teamillinoisag

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

"and Jesus of Nazareth, who did NOT stay dead!"

[Zachary Dale Thayer @StoriesByZach]

some of y’all wouldn’t even have noticed if the Bible app went down

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[Zachary Dale Thayer @StoriesByZach]

“hey Zach, what was it like growing up in Oklahoma?”

me:

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is this usher gonna take up an offering during the halftime show? * ba-dum-tsh*

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My girlfriend claims to have NEVER seen any adaptation of Charles Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol”.

Terms like Scrooge, Ghost of Christmas Past/Present/Yet To Come, Tiny Tim mean nothing to her.

How is that even possible?

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

I legit would have gone my entire life without ever noticing this

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when your standing in the momentum pit taking photos and Called College says “Hey! Come to the front if you want candy!”

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me: *standing in the momentum pit taking photos*

Nate: whoever wants candy come to the front

me:

[Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas]

HAPPY DECADE OF FREE BIRDS

[Zachary Dale Thayer @StoriesByZach]

tell a pastor you love them fam ❤️it’s pastor appreciation month

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greetings sir. two tickets for the presentation of the feature-film “five evenings at frederick’s pizzeria” if you please

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my favorite pastor erik scottberg sermons be like

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spot the difference

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the antidote to FOMO is having a clear understanding of two things:

1. who you are

2. what you want

until you got those things, you’ll always be hunting snipe

[ISM @ilsmonline]

me and the boys choosing a counselor to blog us

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just like you can’t out-train a bad diet

you can’t out-talent bad character