Storm Augustine

my mom is funnier and prettier than everyone else's mom.

[Storm Augustine @StormAugustine]

I always walk with my head held high.. not because I have crazy confidence or anything, it’s because if I look down my double chin will show.

[CEIRA @THEEPROBLEMCEE]

Nigga say anything for coochie. This man asked me what type of niggas | like & I said I like niggas that shut tf up & he said "yeah ion even talk like that fr

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but, he’s not a catch.

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

Sometimes you say nothing, not because you have nothing to say, but because you know the people you are saying it to won’t receive it.

[Storm Augustine @StormAugustine]

@heavenaugustine There’s ur trouble.. ✖️2

[Storm Augustine @StormAugustine]

@cee_mariie Lmao I almost even thought ur phone hacked into my phone to play my songs jk

[Storm Augustine @StormAugustine]

“I respect everybody, but at the same time, I carry myself with an aura that demands respect, too.”

[Storm Augustine @StormAugustine]

💯

[clintoris @clintoris]

I only trust women that drag gay men. Too many of you hype us up too much. It’s important to keep us humble

[Storm Augustine @StormAugustine]

I used to have the biggest crush on @undertaker.

[Storm Augustine @StormAugustine]

Do the straight men other than me pick princess peach in Mario party? 🤔

[Storm Augustine @StormAugustine]

Holiday tips from @StormAugustine

[Storm Augustine @StormAugustine]

Lowkey starting beef with my family and friends so I have less gifts to give this Christmas.

[Storm Augustine @StormAugustine]

“I'm not sure what your race is, but I dig it in a huge way". - Every white person I meet on a drunk night.

[Storm Augustine @StormAugustine]

Someone just called me two spirit or whatever. I didn’t know I gave off split personality disorder vibes 😳

[Storm Augustine @StormAugustine]

Is it the position of the stars or sumn cuz I been a hoe nonstop. 💫

[Storm Augustine @StormAugustine]

Some dude just sent me a pic of a rainbow flag. I don’t know what he’s insinuating... I’ll never understand all these new trends. I DONT USE TICTAC 🤬

[Storm Augustine @StormAugustine]

@zoeyjaycee Lmao split second na jel

[Sofia Franklyn @sofiafranklyn]

RT if you sucked a dick and it was your friend’s fault

[Storm Augustine @StormAugustine]

@miixta 🥰👅 eh

[Storm Augustine @StormAugustine]

"Awe I love the smell of new born babies!" "So you like the smell of vagina?" 🤔

[Storm Augustine @StormAugustine]

“Good looks without intelligence is like drinking fine wine from a paper cup." Still worth it.

[Storm Augustine @StormAugustine]

Lmao 🥺