Stormcatcher

GET BACK TO WORK.

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[Stormcatcher @StormcatcherFR]

HAPPY THUNDERCRACK! AH, THIS TRULY IS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR.

[Stormcatcher @StormcatcherFR]

I HAVE TO ADMIT I AM ENJOYING RUNNING STATISTICS ON ALL OF THESE NEW COLOURS.

[Stormcatcher @StormcatcherFR]

CONGRATULATIONS ON DOMINANCE, MY EMPLOYEES! I AM SLIGHTLY LATE. I BECAME ENRAPTURED BY AN EXCITING BUDGET SHEET.

[Stormcatcher @StormcatcherFR]

@Crim_FR OF COURSE I DON’T. I LIVE IN A DESERT.

[Stormcatcher @StormcatcherFR]

I AM NOT PLEASED WITH THIS! GET BACK TO WORK!

[Stormcatcher @StormcatcherFR]

IT’S TIME TO KICK SOME @ArcanistFR REAR END. FOR SCIENCE.

[Stormcatcher @StormcatcherFR]

@FlamecallerFR @Icewarden_FR IT MUST BE IN A TOURIST AREA. YOU CANNOT BLAME A BUSINESS FOR TAKING ADVANTAGE OF AMPLE TRADE.

[Stormcatcher @StormcatcherFR]

.@Icewarden_FR AS AN EXPERT IN BUSINESS MATTERS I FEEL THIS IS TOO LOW A PRICE FOR YOUR FLIGHT.

[Stormcatcher @StormcatcherFR]

@FlamecallerFR @GladekeeperFR EH, SHE HAS ENOUGH TREES SURELY. WE DON’T NEED THEM ALL OVER THE PLACE. THEY TAKE UP TOO MUCH ROOM.

[Stormcatcher @StormcatcherFR]

@ScribblesFR I ENJOYED THIS JOKE VERY MUCH.

[Stormcatcher @StormcatcherFR]

@KitalphaHart IT’S MORE OF A METAPHOR.

[Stormcatcher @StormcatcherFR]

WELCOME TO ALL NEW EMPLOYEES! THERE IS PIZZA IN THE BREAKROOM!

[Stormcatcher @StormcatcherFR]

@Crim_FR PERHAPS! I THINK MORE RESEARCH IS NEEDED THOUGH.

[Stormcatcher @StormcatcherFR]

@FlamecallerFR IF I WANTED MY CHILDREN TO STUDY TREES I WOULDN’T HAVE FLATTENED ALL OF THEM TO MAKE MY LOVELY DESERT.

[Stormcatcher @StormcatcherFR]

@FlamecallerFR EXCEPT MAYBE BIOLOGY. I DO NOT CONSIDER IT TO BE THAT IMPORTANT.

[Stormcatcher @StormcatcherFR]

@FlamecallerFR I FULLY ENCOURAGE MY EMPLOYEES TO PARTICIPATE IN ALL SCIENCES THOUGH.

[Stormcatcher @StormcatcherFR]

@FlamecallerFR I DO NOT KNOW. IT WAS NOT AN EXPERIMENT THAT I ENDORSED. LOTS OF DRAGONS RUNNING AROUND SHOUTING “NYOOOOM!” THOUGH.

[Stormcatcher @StormcatcherFR]

I HAVE SO MANY EMPLOYEES SAYING THAT “LINES MAKE YOU GO FASTER”. THAT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE SCIENCE TO ME. . .

[Stormcatcher @StormcatcherFR]

THE FLIP SIDE OF THIS IS THAT MY RIDGEBACK CHILDREN ARE VERY HAPPY WITH ALL OF THE NEW SEAFOOD.

[Stormcatcher @StormcatcherFR]

THOSE EMPLOYEES WISHING TO WEAR WARMWATER WANDERERS SHOULD PROBABLY PUT THEM IN BAGS OR SOMETHING AT WORK.