The_Storm⛈

Coffee in one hand, confidence in the other☕

[The_Storm⛈ @StormieB4]

Let the adventures begin.

Baby T ~ JULY 2020 ~

[The_Storm⛈ @StormieB4]

Forever in love with this man of mime🥰💕

[The_Storm⛈ @StormieB4]

Nick: I think we need a big to go box

*2 min later Nick looks at my plate*

Nick: What do you need a to go box for?

Me: I don’t you’re the one who said that😂

[The_Storm⛈ @StormieB4]

Crotch🤦🏼‍♀️

[The_Storm⛈ @StormieB4]

Trying to clean a house with 4 croch goblins running around🤟🏼

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

EVERYBODY WHO MAKES ACTION MOVIES: We should have all the actors talk really quietly so people turn the volume way up right before an explosion.

[The_Storm⛈ @StormieB4]

I just spent 30 min of my night reading this overly dramatic tweet and comments a chick posted.. is this what Twitter is?😂

[The_Storm⛈ @StormieB4]

So I was babysitting this kid about 3 yrs old and he called me fat. My response was “thank you” I just figured he was simply talking. His response however was “umm that’s not a nice thing to say”. Well then child, now I must go cry in the corner and eat some celery. Thank you!

[The_Storm⛈ @StormieB4]

I strained my back getting out of the car.. this is what my life has come too👵🏻

[Kimbo Slice @Kim_b0Slice]

Screw free healthcare. I’m petitioning the government for free Spotify @Spotify

[The_Storm⛈ @StormieB4]

Wedding shower ✅

#4moreweeks #towetobe #gonnamarrymybestfriend #blessed

[The_Storm⛈ @StormieB4]

Irrationally annoyed when people have keys for a reason but are too lazy to use it so you have to go open the door for them.🙄

[The_Storm⛈ @StormieB4]

#NewProfilePic

[The_Storm⛈ @StormieB4]

I have never hated a job so much in my life. This is going to be the longest 5 weeks of my life.

On a side note someone apply so I can train you and leave😋

[The_Storm⛈ @StormieB4]

@Maddy_Gabrielle I literally watch this episode anytime I need a laugh😂 probably gonna go home and watch it now

[The_Storm⛈ @StormieB4]

*lays in bed*

I really wish I had an iced coffee right now.

[The_Storm⛈ @StormieB4]

Does anyone else get major anxiety thinking about having to spend a whole evening at home without friends on a Friday night?
Nope.
Just me.
Kool.🙌🏼

[The_Storm⛈ @StormieB4]

@CadeNoster5

[The_Storm⛈ @StormieB4]

Dear future husband..

[The_Storm⛈ @StormieB4]

Please tell me why I answered the phone at work just for that person to put me on hold.
Like no honey, that’s not how it works.