Brandie

[Brandie @StormieDBA]

Sitting in Practical Performance Monitoring with @GunneyK, my East Coast self was gonna bail at the half but it’s worth staying up to hear the rest of this! Now I’m gonna stay up later downloading scripts and tools @PassSummit @sqlpass

[Brandie @StormieDBA]

At #PASSSumit and my Momma sends me a text telling me not to talk to strangers. #BlessHerHeart

[Brandie @StormieDBA]

@SouthStateBank Thank you for showing me how much I DON'T need South State Bank. I'll be by when I get time to close my accounts.

[Brandie @StormieDBA]

WTH, @verizon?

[Brandie @StormieDBA]

It's ALLLIIIIVVVEEEE

[Brandie @StormieDBA]

2 days lost because someone "enforced" default GPO. How'd I miss that?! Knowing how to audit GPO changes would be handy. #accidentalSA

[Brandie @StormieDBA]

I just imagined a little Scottish dude in my WSUS VM saying "I'm givin 'er all she's got Cap'n" while flipping me the bird. #AccidentalSA

[Brandie @StormieDBA]

Helped make patch cables. My fingertips are numb lol. It's always fun to refresh on the basics.

[Brandie @StormieDBA]

OMG!! How did I not know there were stats for each tweet?!?! I don't see it on my phone! #datajunkie #YouHadMeAtStats

[Brandie @StormieDBA]

Soooo...Coffee makes me sleepy. How in the h&ll does this even happen?!?!

[Brandie @StormieDBA]

Ohhhh, Loews... you sent me a survey. You know not what you do!

[Brandie @StormieDBA]

Having straight hair is awesome until it gets rained on. It's the same thing as getting a maugui wet.

[Brandie @StormieDBA]

Time to outline a way ahead based on learning at #Live360 One of the few times a year I'm excited to write a report.

[Apple Education @AppleEDU]

Celebrate Computer Science Education Week by exploring the Hour of Code Swift Playgrounds Challenge! https://t.co/dL9djT2msV

[Brandie @StormieDBA]

@Live360events you guys ROCK. They stopped 🤗

[Brandie @StormieDBA]

@Live360events Construction outside of Oceana 12 is disrupting our workshop. Can y'all please ask Loews to staaahhhppp it? #live360

[Brandie @StormieDBA]

Encrypted slides in Windows Security Internals Workshop. 😜 Invaluable info!! (Yes, the rest is in English lol) #Live360 @samilaiho

[Brandie @StormieDBA]

Dude!! Techmentor peeps, what did y'all do to get stuck way out here?!? Oceana 12, aka The End of the Earth. 😜 #Live360

[Brandie @StormieDBA]

In my environment I have to diagnose AND fix so I'm attending the Windows Security Internals workshop. #Live360 #AccidentalSysAdmin https://t.co/6BqWJ7Ta5b

[Thomas LaRock @SQLRockstar]

These days, DBAs are more like an emissions testing machine: we are asked to diagnose problems but it is up to someone else to fix them.