Stormii

I’m probably the most sleepy girl you’ll ever meet

[Stormii @StormiiBarae]

If you relate to Praying by Kesha on a personal level, fuck whoever did that to you.

[Stormii @StormiiBarae]

4 years later and chase is finally paying me back for the open container charge I got for him 🙃

[Stormii @StormiiBarae]

When I turned 16 and got my license my dad gave me an aluminum baseball bat to put in my car for protection. I took it out at 21 because I didn’t feel I needed it anymore. Today at 24 years old I put it back in my car. What is the world coming to???

[Stormii @StormiiBarae]

@BrittneyKohler 5-4-3-2-1 method ! Works wonders for me if I’m in public I go thru this a few times sometimes but it helps ground you

[Stormii @StormiiBarae]

If you’re thinking about moving in with your boyfriend let me tell you something first.

Mine asked me to get velvet hangers because his shirts always fall off. I bought 50.

He just asked me not to use them because it’s “hard” to get his clothes off.

I BOUGHT 50 OF THEM.🙃

[Stormii @StormiiBarae]

Shayler told me Steven was at the door with his son so I RAN to go let them in and Steven had a Smirnoff Ice not his son.

I hate it here.

[Stormii @StormiiBarae]

@_emaa35 I tried to go gluten free for my thyroid disease and I made it 3 days and said fuck my thyroid 😅 props to you for going so long dairy free

[Stormii @StormiiBarae]

“You took a shot of Jim Beam and are still sitting here?!”

Yeah Bart I’m not a bitch ????

[Meatball @BellaDrobny]

Tyler Childers is a true outlaw country musician and you can’t change my mind on that.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Me right after saying “i gotta get my shit together”

[Stormii @StormiiBarae]

@BrittneyKohler Mental health first always !!

[Stormii @StormiiBarae]

I tore out the floor board heater in my kitchen last night and went to multiple stores to find trim that matches the rest in my kitchen and couldn’t find anything that matches. Now I’m probably gonna have to replace all the trim in my kitchen so it matches 😅🥲

[Stormii @StormiiBarae]

I love when my friends don’t question my beer bong in the bathroom. 😂😅

[Stormii @StormiiBarae]

I am going on to day 3 of a migraine and I’m about to get violent.

[Stormii @StormiiBarae]

I absolutely refuse to believe that Sophia Bush is 40 years old. There is literally no way she is 40?!

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

Chiefsaholic, I don’t know where you are, but my brother and I would love to have you on @newheightshow to tell your story. We will go wherever, and disclose nothing for the sake of journalism

[Stormii @StormiiBarae]

I bought a bench for my front porch yesterday not knowing if it would fit in my sisters car.

I ended up making it fit but this has been an uncomfortable 3 hour ride home 😅🤷🏼‍♀️

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

I have put much thought into whether it makes sense to play another season. After talking it over with my wife and many other friends and family, I have decided to return for another year. Thank you to all my supporters and detractors for fueling me, I ain’t fucking done yet!