Stormy J. Blake

Lover of music, dance, martinis,
shenanigans, laughter, my son, cloudy skies, rain, &
happy people. Incurable romantic, pluviophile & eleutheromaniac.

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

velvetstaccatoWhen you blink and he suddenly looks like a teenager. #Dylan #LoveOfMyLife #WhosThatDude

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

@CalltoActivism Why not both?!?! 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

@mmpadellan I’m so very sorry for your loss. 💜

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

@tedcruz Your wife is STILL uglier than all fuck! Goddamn!!! I see why your daughter wanted off this planet. Bless her heart. Dad’s an ugly clown. Her DNA is so fucked. #Tragique

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

@jasonllevin Y. A million times YESSSSS!! Lock that shitsack up NOW!!!

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

@ACTBrigitte Only if you’re blind you fucking idiot! He still and always will look like a greasy turmeric-basted, duck fat-filled sack of shit. ALWAYS!

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

@ShaykhSulaiman I thought that fucker had lung cancer. Lemme when that shitsat is DEAD. 🥱

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

@RealNYPatriot THISSSSSS is the message!! Properly cleared, m'dear. Anyone who chooses to not understand were and will never be for us.

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

@ACTBrigitte What plastic surgeon fucked your face up like that? You wouldn’t wear a mask but will wear a Joker mask all year long? Make it make sense, Betty.

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

@ACTBrigitte Thanks for the free advertising you idiotic bitch. Every time a MAGAtt says “woke”, I upload a book your retarded asses want to ban. Your lack of literacy makes you feel bad and I love it. #SupportDisney

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

@jdpoc @ShaykhSulaiman It looks like a really low budget copy and paste job incorporating language stolen from Google scan images. Total bullshit, it is.

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

@RepMTG You are such a fucking idiot!!! 😅😅😅

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

@ThisIsKyleR Get a job you fat useless soup kitchen fuckface!!

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

@realstewpeters @rawalerts Got marshmallows? 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

@realstewpeters You fucking entitled queef! Your prayers didn’t do shit. A team of skilled surgeons & medical professionals saved his life. Fuck you, your outlandish faux christian audacity & your empty conditional, bullshit prayers.

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

@RepMTG @LaraLeaTrump They’re rude to you because you’re TRASH!

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

@RepMTG Puhleeze! There’s not a horse muzzle big enough to fit over your wide ass mouth. We keep wishing for one though, you disrespectful sack of shit.

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

@nathaliejacoby1 No but I would “accidentally” hock a massive loogie into his fucking fat mouth. Accidentally, of course. Because phlegm.

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

@RepMTG Instead of bitching about your woefully low salary, why don’t you put those caveman hands to use & go help them fight? Earn a fucking living by doing something else besides gobbling old ass McCarthy’s limp dickrag.

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

@Jim_Jordan No, but it did fund your erectile dysfunction meds and fucked up toupee. Stay winning, shitsack! 👍🏾

[Stormy J. Blake @StormyJaneBlake]

@Jim_Jordan Reagan could barely remember his name on a good day & that cowardly blob Trump would have hidden his fat in his bunker like the pussy he’s always been, waiting for an actual adult to take action. Fucking fool!