Kal

Fantasy football dude who is a practicing bestball slappy and dynasty vet 🏈
Used to play footy ⚽️
39th in DK Milly & 11th in Husky 🏆

[Kal @StormyLab12]

@MattHarmon_BYB Best route of the year maybe

[Kal @StormyLab12]

Dameon Pierce has to be one of the worst running backs I’ve ever seen

[Kal @StormyLab12]

Mark Andrews

[Kal @StormyLab12]

@Schultz_Report That ref should be arrested immediately. Imagine if you held rapists to the same standard

[Kal @StormyLab12]

@JakobSanderson Thank you for that, Jakob

[Kal @StormyLab12]

“Deshaun Watson? He’s actually a great guy! Sucks all he had to go through”

-Every sports media reporter

Incredible how full of shit these losers are

[Kal @StormyLab12]

@Schultz_Report @Realrclark25 And everyone in the media who just goes along with it, and plays up some dumbass narrative cause he wins a football game. After sucking ass for 5 straight years not to mention ton. Truly sad sad stuff

[Kal @StormyLab12]

@Schultz_Report @Realrclark25 “We all know what he went through off the field” you’re a fucking disgrace @Realrclark25 @Schultz_Report

Truly the NFL can be everything that is wrong this country. Be a literal rapist - congrats you get to be the president!!! You get to get a fully guaranteed $200 million!!

[Kal @StormyLab12]

@HaydenWinks They are just lag effects from the state of whatever the NFL was 5 years ago

[Kal @StormyLab12]

@HaydenWinks This is why these positional fabricated markets are BS

They repress special players $s they deserve proportionate to their effect they have on their team winning a football game

[Kal @StormyLab12]

@AlbertBreer Give Albert Beer credit for being a professional dipshit ⭐️

[Kal @StormyLab12]

What if the Packers are actually just terrible?

[Kal @StormyLab12]

Todd Monken is looking like an old Lamar Jackson merchant

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Browns HC Todd Monken on Mike Tomlin saying “Browns is the Browns” on NBC:

“Everybody’s afforded their opinions. That’s what you do when you go from coaching to television. … It’s one week. That’s not Browns being Browns; that’s Browns playing poorly for one week.”

[Kal @StormyLab12]

What if the Packers are actually just terrible?

[Adam Levitan @adamlevitan]

Savion Williams (ankle) starting on PUP. So Packers will roll with six WRs on the 53:
1. Christian Watson
2. Matthew Golden
3. Jayden Reed
4. Skyy Moore
5. Bo Melton
6. J Michael Sturdivant

[Kal @StormyLab12]

@MaryKayCabot @FFjunkie_ Luckily for them they are in charge of figuring it out lol

[Kal @StormyLab12]

@Sherman_FFB It’s bc WR1s of their NFL team always get a bit of a bump

[Kal @StormyLab12]

Just focus on staying healthy my guy

[SleeperBengals @SleeperBengals]

Joe Burrow on winning a Super Bowl:

“I’m trying to put it out into the world. I’m trying to manifest it.”

“You can keep pushing it down the road, or you can talk about it now”

“I’m tired of saying ‘next year, next year, next year.’ This is it.”

[Kal @StormyLab12]

Only Wide Receivers get hurt these days

[Adam @TheRealAdam_H]

Luther Burden - groin: done for preseason

Jordyn Tyson - hamstring: worse than we thought

Emeka Egbuka - toe injury: refuse to call it turf toe but basically all signs point to it

Puka Nacua - jumps through windows

Pre season is off to a fantastic start

[Kal @StormyLab12]

Nathaniel Hackett & the Cards organization:

“We are going to have a rotation to keep Jeremiyah fresh”

~in the regular season not preseason you dumbasses~

😂

[Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal]

14 first half touches for Jeremiyah Love in the preseason feels a tad aggressive

[Kal @StormyLab12]

Truly cannot doing a mock draft

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Life in between fantasy football mock drafts: