Story of Drake

Using artificial intelligence to recount the story of Drake. (Parody)

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Drake and Arthur visit the Elwood City Library. Drake is amazed at how many books the library makes available for free.

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Drake goes to brunch with Stuart the Minion, but he has no appetite because of Thanos's offensive diss tracks.

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Drake asks Lisa Simpson to help him record a Thanos diss track which samples You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch. The Grinch finds out that Drake used his song without permission and chases him through the 6.

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At a concert with Squidward, Thanos drops another Drake diss track in which he calls Drake a chicken. Drake tries to own the insult by performing in a chicken suit, but it backfires and everyone laughs at him.

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Thanos drops a new diss track which exposes Drake for having a secret banana costume. Drake hears the news and screams in embarrassment.

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Thanos performs a giant concert outside Drake's bedroom window at 3am. Drake screams as Thanos begins something called "The Drake Song", an improvised song where Thanos makes fun of Drake using suggestions from the audience.

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Drake thinks about all the princesses who have broken his heart.

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Drake, Thanos, and Scooby-Doo explore a haunted mansion.

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Drake treats Thanos to one lick of his ice cream cone.

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Princess Peach asks Thanos what he thought of her new game, Princess Peach: Showtime! Thanos accidentally says it "wasn't that bad", implying he has a low opinion of the game. Princess Peach gets angry and dumps Thanos.

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Shrek fills in for Thanos on his day off. Drake screams and cries because Shrek won't stop following him around and making rude jokes.

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Thanos takes the day off from annoying Drake and goes to the beach.

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Thanos steals Drake's pot of gold.

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Drake cooks spaghetti for dinner. Thanos barges in with his own plate of spaghetti and forces Drake to try it. Drake screams and cries because Thanos's spaghetti tastes much better than his.

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Drake learns his Pac-Man high score has been beaten by an anonymous player named "THANO."

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Drake goes on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert to promote his music. Stephen Colbert repeatedly interrupts Drake to crack jokes about his rivalry with Thanos. Drake does not enjoy himself.

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Drake and Jigglypuff have a heart-to-heart about not getting respect as musicians.

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Nintendo sues Drake for singing songs from the Super Mario franchise.

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Drake and Toad drop a special Super Mario themed album in honor of Mar10 Day. They cover classic songs from the Super Mario franchise, such as "Take On Me," "Holding Out for a Hero," and "Thunderstruck."

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The newest James Bond film starring Drake makes $15,000,000,000,000 in its opening weekend.