Zoë Sehn

Storyteller, illustrator, tea drinker, blanket fort builder, dreamer, Mama Bear.
#writingcommunity #kidlit #PB #SCBWI

[Zoë Sehn @StorySpinner15]

Boy child: can you please cut my cheese into tiny pieces.
Me: Ok, sure. (Proceeds to cut the cheese *exactly* as instructed)
Boy child: WHY ARE YOU CUTTING MY CHEESE?!

[Zoë Sehn @StorySpinner15]

Can we talk about the elephant in the room for a second? Why didn't a single elf in Tim Allen's The Santa Clause seem to care that the previous Santa had died?! Did the elves want to unionize and he refused? We need a prequel please to answer these life altering questions!

[Zoë Sehn @StorySpinner15]

My 2-year-old son: horses sound like neigh. Horses eat, neigh, neigh. Do horses like grass?
Me: Yes, horses like grass.
Son: Do horses like cheese? Horses eat food. I like food. Me hungry. I like juice! Juice please!

An adult's non sequitur is a toddler's logic 😆

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Look what I learned on Duolingo in 2024! #Duolingo365

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[scarlett 🍒 dwp pilled @rvdlovess]

saoirse ronan gagging men we love to see it

[Zoë Sehn @StorySpinner15]

Trying to put my 2-year-old son down for sleep tonight...
R: Mama... Mama... MAMA!
ME: What is it, baby?
R: HONK! (As he grabs my nose and laughs)
*Sigh* it would seem I'm raising a comedian.

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@markeology Make sure you pack your tinfoil hats 👽🛸

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It's 40 degrees here today (that's 104 for all you South of the border) so my daughter and I tried a project. It didn't go quite according to plan 😆

#itsgettinghotinhere #craftswithkids #craftfail

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How in the world did The Unfortunate Side Effects of Heartbreak and Magic get to be a New York Times bestseller?! I pride myself on pushing through tough openings, especially for debut novels, but #WritingCommunity I'm on page 61 and tapping out.

#disappointed

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Can someone please explain to me why clothing manufacturers go to the trouble of putting pockets in shorts for a 6-12 month old boy but don't make the same effort in shorts for a 5-year-old girl?!

#pocketsexism?

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The curse of having extroverted children when you're an introverted person is real and painful.

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Happy Saturday. Take a few minutes to get lost in the beauty of these sculptures ❤️

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of amazing sculptures you (probably) didn't know existed 🧵

1. Statue of King Arthur, England

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Today I told my kids that I've decided they need to pay me 10¢ every time they say the word Mama (or some variation of that). After less than two minutes they officially owed me a gazillion dollars.

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@DrunkScribe So who did you choose?

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@DrunkScribe Skeksis

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Today I drove past a protesting anti-LGBT group holding up pictures of Marilyn Manson as their example of the "demon" LGBTQ. I almost stopped to correct them but thought it would be funnier to just leave it alone.

#facepalm #embarassedforyou #notimeforyourignorance #lgbtqally

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Sometimes I like to give my kids exactly what they ask me for, just to make them super mad.

#momlife #sarcasm

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@JEngelMattern I think I was a student for too long, only now I can 'fancy' it up with some grated cheese and it tastes like 🧐🎩👑💵

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Today's inexplicable toddler rage: there is ice cream in the ice cream cone. Ice cream that he asked to have in said cone.

#momlife #angrybaby

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@markeology