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I just changed my profile pic to an Extremely Flattering picture taken of me at one of my best friends' wedding. (She/Her)

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For the first time in 8 years, I actually have an answer to the question #whereisfly! Fly was part of the 2019-2020 season at the La Jolla Playhouse. That run was cut short by, you know, the global pandemic, but this is the first solid lead I've had in SO LONG!

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Guys, my 5 year long joke is about to end. What do I even do with myself if I don't periodically tweet out a fragment of a lyric from Ribbons Down My Back from Hello, Dolly?

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Even at a minimum, I've got 82, easily.

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That he might...

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Shining in my hair...

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@NotMattPunk NOR SHOULD SHE. LET SPOON DO WHATEVER SHE WANTS, ALWAYS, 2K22. #letspoondowhatevershewantsalways2k22

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Seeing "Everything Everywhere All At Once" for the second time today because I cannot and will not be stopped.

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Shining in my hair...

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Ribbons down my back...

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My favorite joke in the entire world is: "There are 10 types of people in this world: Those who know binary and those who don't," except I change it to, "There are 10 types of people in this world: [A], [B], and people who don't know ternary." And I think I'm HILARIOUS.

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I will ALSO say these jokes outloud, and I do say "ten," even though that's not exactly accurate as a description of 3 in ternary.

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Rewatching Shazam! (2019) again because I just love this movie, fight me.

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I own approximately 5 MILLION heating pads, how is it physically possible that I am unable to locate a single one?

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There's 10 types of people in the world: People who shipped Myka and Pete in Warehouse 13, people I trust, and people who don't know ternary and therefore can't understand my stunning wit.

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You know when your cat has been sitting on your legs for hours and your foot is definitely falling asleep, but you can't shift more than a few inches without dislodging him, so you just suffer?

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Cannot believe that when I tweeted this Fly was ACTUALLY BEING PERFORMED at the La Jolla Playhouse. #whereisfly

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You know, it's been a while since I tweeted about this, so just a reminder that I really enjoyed that Peter Pan based musical I saw once in Dallas 8 years ago and have NEVER FORGOTTEN ABOUT. #WHEREISFLY #STILLONMYBULLSHIT

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@DanteLabs I still need urgent information from you, ASAP.