Story Baba

I meditated in Himalayas for decades. Detaching myself from worldly success, I emerged as Baba. Then one fine day, I saw Twitter.

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"Umm...excuse me! Can you please help? I was just passing by, and an idiot pinned me on this board. I mean...who does that to a tweet!"

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Little bird chewing on tiny moths grew up quickly. It could talk, sing, yell and cry, but only until a glitch in the matrix that turned her into a robot called X.

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My skill picked his sword gracefully, stepped forward, displayed few amazing moves, lost his balance, and sliced my confidence into two pieces.

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Mrs. William combed her son's hair, tied his shoes, adjusted his tie, wore him suit, and momma's boy kept crying, I don't want to get married.

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Took a deep breath and a sharp spin. Turned myself into a panda. My kids giggled. But then a stare from my wife got me back to being an ass.

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After days, I got out of my house. The virus was gone, people were recovering, but nothing would undo the damage caused by Valentine's Day.

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“Marry me! I will make you feel like a princess.” I told Olivia.
“Sure! Umm...go stand in the queue.”
“What? there is no queue.”
“Oh God!!...Then arrange for one.”

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I was very lonely. So I invited Jane over. She came and sanitised me first. Then locked me inside my own bedroom, punishing me for imagining her.

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Drunk, I filled my wine bottle with problems. Lobbed it far in a sea. Felt good. Morning, woke up at the beach, and the bottle slept beside.

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I searched the inbox, its subfolders, junk and trash, but couldn't find the unread thought in my brain I had marked 'important' a while ago.

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A sheep saw a stop sign, and stopped. The rest followed. They halted for hours, until one gathered courage to move, and got hit by a car.

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"You performed flawless today. Audience loved it." He said raising a toast.
"But Master, am I REALLY a non-living thing?" His puppet asked.

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My job is to rescue. Every night I put my life in danger, break through scary lockers, and rescue poor diamonds imprisoned by greedy humans.

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Number 7 is unlucky for me. That's the number of drinks I had, before I went to propose her. Things went drastically wrong. She said 'yes'.

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Unable to tolerate a couple's nonsense conversation any longer, a coffee mug jumped off the table to suicide, shattering itself into pieces.

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My creative little brain stood by the edge of a cliff, took a deep breath, unfurled the wings of imagination and scratched its itchy armpits.

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@bvlkr Love!!!

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You broke up with me. I wrote you an apology letter for all my mistakes, like spraying a scent on this letter, you’re fatally allergic to.

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@bhargav_kaka Thank you buddy! Pehle is duniya mein tha. Ab gayab hoon for stories.

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I saw you. Rushed to my house to open that iron box, I'd locked love inside. It was empty. May be love'd already sneaked out looking for me.

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@TrooPicture Been on a journey, I guess. But the path was round. :D

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@bvlkr I thought twitter wanted a break up.. back with a letter though.

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@JayasreeVijayan Yes all stories. Give them a chance at bed time once. You never know, what they might bring you!!!