王二小

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[王二小 @Storyteller725]

A man's ultimate destiny is to lie on the beach and drink coffee.

You'll eventually realize that the world's mission for you is to lie on the beach and drink coffee. If you can't do it for a day, you'll suffer for a day; if you can't do it for a lifetime, you'll suffer for a lifetime.

Your life will be filled with resentment, pain, and anger… until you finally lie on the beach and drink coffee.

Lying on the beach and drinking coffee is a metaphor; it could also be fishing, drinking tea, or anything that relaxes you.

Men and women are structurally different; the period controlled by hormones isn't as long. At most, from age 16 to 36, that's 20 years.

After those 20 years, you must complete the mission fate has given you as quickly as possible.

Luxury cars, mansions, multiple wives and concubines, fame and fortune… Don't be ridiculous, brother. Do you truly love those things?

Like the theme of *Fight Club*, society deceives you into needing those things, when in reality you don't need them, and you don't really like them.

God's mission for you is to lie on the beach and drink coffee. The sooner you lie on the beach, the sooner you'll be happy; the sooner, the sooner; if you lie on the beach at 16, you'll be happy for a lifetime. If you don't complete this task, you'll suffer, struggle, feel wronged, angry, and resentful for the rest of your life, until you're lying on the beach drinking coffee.

[老季 @XiaoJi0403]

大学年轻不懂事，谈了一个西南边陲有入赘习俗地方的女朋友。

因为本人耳根子软，某个寒假经不住前女友的软磨硬泡，跟着回她家玩。

有一天陪她父母和她，去她二姨家做客。前女友在亲戚面前夸我做饭好吃，我就买了菜做了一顿红烧花甲。

等菜做好端上桌，主桌上已经没有我的位置。

我想着她家亲戚都在，不想发火，就随前女友坐到厨房的小桌上吃饭。

吃饭期间大桌畅饮，本人也挺喜欢喝酒，就抬酒去大桌敬酒，前女友妈妈说：我们这桌没人喝酒，你自己喝吧。

我现在也挺佩服自己，还是没发火没多说什么，回到厨房小桌继续吃饭。。。。。。

现在回想起来，真给爸妈丢人。

[王二小 @Storyteller725]

好烧

[王二小 @Storyteller725]

基层为什么越来越累？

[王二小 @Storyteller725]

万一大印钱通胀怎么办？

[王二小 @Storyteller725]

看到还有人活跃在x上挣钱，真是牛逼，4月份搞过，过了门槛，一直没流量，就放弃了

[王二小 @Storyteller725]

有什么来钱快的野路子

[王二小 @Storyteller725]

一到30，为什么快乐就消失了

[王二小 @Storyteller725]

生活很好，没有负债，也没有钱

[王二小 @Storyteller725]

垃圾账号

[王二小 @Storyteller725]

互关，永不取关 #蓝v互关

[王二小 @Storyteller725]

活的好没意思，江西男的生下来就欠女的38w彩礼

[王二小 @Storyteller725]

我上x就是看看有多少被暂停收益的，哈哈哈

[王二小 @Storyteller725]

这个账号可以去死了，垃圾账号，白废3个月的时间，倒贴200块，还互粉，积极互动，没有任何屌用

[王二小 @Storyteller725]

@jianlvya 撒尿都要玩手机

[王二小 @Storyteller725]

@duanhjlt 不值，因为那一生是别人

[王二小 @Storyteller725]

@dongxiaojie99 真快

[王二小 @Storyteller725]

这生意干嘛不做了？

[王二小 @Storyteller725]

@xiaochuan8688 低于最低收益，那还有什么用啊，老铁

[王二小 @Storyteller725]

pdd也太暴露了吧