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Friend. Lover. Obsession. Stoski.

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ChatGPT is my circle’s go-to when we need to actually get something done. Grok is only useful for jokes. @OpenAI @elonmusk

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Cats see food and think “food is happening”. They feel a warm spot and think “warm is happening”. They get pet and think “groom is happening”. Very simple creatures.

Unfortunately humans project this “I’m a cunt” attitude onto them when in reality they’re just mostly aloof.

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Comedy comes from incongruity and that’s it. Anything else is a weird edge case.

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*hear really loud car* “man what a shitbox”

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@DOMIN2TION2 @ClashRoyale Stop playing .wav sounds in my head 🤣

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@ClashRoyale We shouldn’t be able to have multiple evos on the board at once. Huge mistake. Way OP. Champions are restricted to one at a time but evos (much more powerful troops) are unrestricted?? It’s too much!!

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A computer is just a rube goldberg machine that turns electricity into porno.

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I clean a mean toilet.

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It’s been years since Trump announced the formation of the Space Force and they still haven’t fixed that name. ‘Space Force’? What is that?? I know it describes what it does, but why make it so clunky? Navy doesn’t instantly bring up the image of boats! Call it ‘Fleet’. Cool.

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Why do people like music? What makes someone hear “beep boop bass bum bum biga pop tssss” and they feel good in the brain?

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“We’re most likely in a simulation or video game” is the layman’s string theory. Both are cool-sounding unprovable conjectures that seem to have lots of real evidence behind them but if you look too close it all falls apart and also neither have any bearing on reality.

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Hey how come we don’t have that poker hand coffee like they had at the mental hospital in Terminator 2? I’d buy that.

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@filthycaspod Update: Just heard the 204th episode spectacular and loved the extended theme! Big ups to the composer/s!

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@filthycaspod The theme music is great and I like it a lot. Could you let it play for a little bit before speaking, Tommy? Cheers.

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@howtobitcoin_fr @RadarHits When something is so rare that people talk about it like some sort of miracle, you can say that it essentially doesn’t happen. This is one of those.

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#Selfdriving and #AutonomousVehicles are apparently real “but you might need to take control sometimes”. Bro, if you ever need to drive, then it doesn’t drive itself. The car “drives itself” but only under optimal conditions? That’s just cruise control. Welcome to literally 1948.

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What I like about being an #Apple enjoyer is the fact that new updates are always such a big event. A whole presentation to show you exactly what’s new and how it will work. Meanwhile in #Andriod land they’re just like “here’s the new phone bye”.

https://t.co/YkDfGbo346

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Wage slave mfers be like “what will we do all day if companies automate us out of our jobs?”. Uh, you know those things that you do when you aren’t at work? Yeah, that!

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Two men almost bump into eachother. Both say “oop”. One says “sorry mate”. The other says “you’re right”.

Quintessential Australian experience.

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Enjoying @GOFieldGuideApp! Perhaps they could add a section that lists all fast and charged moves, along with which pokemon can learn them, and any non-damage effects they have in battle (eg lowers defense).

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@filthycaspod Extended theme when? 🥺