OwlSpotter

He/Him

Voted most likely to experience existential dread in High School.
Currently looking for funding to start my own Ripley's Believe it or Not location.

[OwlSpotter @StoutChugChamp]

For $25 I will come over and listen to you talk for 2 hours while I sit on your floor and drink tap water. I WILL PROVIDE MY OWN CUP FOR DRINKING.

Serious offers only

[quartz @quartzmorrigan]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP PAT THE BUNNY IS BACK https://t.co/NwallbeqBq

[Locar @Locar1111]

This video is 10 times funnier and better now that we know Zephenia is forced to watch it

[OwlSpotter @StoutChugChamp]

Holy shit

[Team Fortress 2 @TeamFortress]

After just 2901 days, Team Fortress Comics comes to a close with Issue #7. Read it here: https://t.co/FIGWiIduPN

[Friday Night @YakuzaFriday]

Friday at last…

[EFFY @EFFYlives]

protect trans people
protect women
use your privileges to stand up boldly against the hate they will legalize
love you all!
we are going to survive together!!!!!!

[EFFY @EFFYlives]

not just with a vote with your body with your voice with your actions with your boldness

i will not stand to the side while this type of behavior is normalized i will happily take the hit if i can before you do

[Blackwoodswhite @Seahorse152]

Reflection

#hotlinemiami

[ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt_art]

“i’m… i’m a good person, right?”

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

It's been 26 years since the North American release. Back then, we launched the Japanese version first and then created the North American version. The European version came after that.

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

Man, how you gonna say “you can go with Dave Batista” like he isn’t top 5 coolest mfs ever in wrestling. “I walk alone” clears, pal

[adult swim @adultswim]

Maybe there’s a little Glepzilla in all of us. Collab with Stephen Andrade

#smilingfriends #godzilla

[OwlSpotter @StoutChugChamp]

it's over everything is over nothing in the world is good it's all a hellscape how could this fucking happen

[ALLIE KATCH アリー・キャッチ @AllieKATCH]

just look at the pretty flowers effy

[Friday Night @YakuzaFriday]

Friday at last…

[OwlSpotter @StoutChugChamp]

But I must persist

[OwlSpotter @StoutChugChamp]

Since being promoted to the front office in May:
1. Warehouse manager for 25+ years left abruptly
2. Two of the 3 longest employed office people put in their 2 weeks notice last week
3. 2nd shift warehouse lead left
4. 3rd longest employed office person is out on fmla

[OwlSpotter @StoutChugChamp]

I don't know how much more of this I can take lmao I'm so tired and I feel like a blight or a poison that just ruins everything I'm around

[Mith Gifs Wrestling @MithGifs]

The way Dom commits to sliding woefully off the table is just perfect.

[Samael 🐦‍⬛ @GirHoodiez]

thats it ... chicago miku ...

[kota ☆ sevenfan4279 ⚡️ @KnightTheMage]

no talk ☎️

[#hotlinemiami]

[OwlSpotter @StoutChugChamp]

@SDeTolve I would look like this

[OwlSpotter @StoutChugChamp]

The real question for my pay day is do I spend more on Riotfest tickets or amenities for a wedding reception