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Roast Beef and Liberty

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@henrywinter To what tune Henry?

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@ThatsSoVillage Hosted a touring side for a friendly. They had a spray bottle at the keeper's end filled with some herbal liquor that smelt like diesel mixed with cough syrup for on-pitch forfeits following misfields etc

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@LeftNatLeft Starmerism lives on while we live, it is never over

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@ArchysLife Yeah lmao I play cricket and my continental friends have zero frame of reference when I mention it. Not just that it isn't popular, but it totally bewilders them in terms of basic gameplay

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@HiddenYorkshire It's absolutely sickening, I'm not sure how we get back from this point

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@echetus My Labour MP dropped out of university to be an MP, I can only drop of having one who grafted at a charity

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@BovrilG Has a flawless, unhesitating and immaculate recital taken place? Yes, according to my sources

Truly even now he looks down on the Bonnehommes from Heaven

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@DavidPGCSE Karaoke bar in Tokyo, 90 mins private room with unlimited drinks. Looks of horror and confusion as the 8th beer pitcher is ordered. Nobody does it better 🇬🇧

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@CptHastings1916 I, accidentally and entirely through no fault of my own, had 6 pints before my nephew's 3rd birthday once. Dozed in the corner and waited for the sandwiches

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@BovrilG What about Cornish? My foid has the classic phenotype for collecting oysters from a remote rocky cove

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@AwayDays_ Rolling out the red carpet for them after the arrangements for away fans last week? Next time make them meet in Mansfield 5 hours before kick off

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@fener__facts More than happy to arrange for a coach pickup for fans in Newark 5 hours before kick off 😂

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@BovrilG Trying to attract a higher calibre of reply guy? Fair enough

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@NutterMann @BovrilG Yeah VPN worked for me, it was only a matter of time before the Home Office tried to censor a frank discussion of British Virtues

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@jfwduffield In the 18th century it was common in caricature to compare the average Englishman's diet to that of his generally far poorer French counterpart, see Hogarth etc

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@BazballNation Add me, got the Zak Crawley faceswaps ready to go

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@pegobry_en @YvDelx Yeah, there's virtually none from Wales. Did try one Welsh whiskey and it wasn't great

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@SO3_Clausewitz @BovrilG Pouring out a pornstar martini for a real one xxx

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@thinkdefence @BenWallace70 Ultimately they've cut their cloth to fit and accepted reality in a way I don't think defence leadership has here

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@ThatsSoVillage Wicketkeeper had to borrow a set of keeping pads, we only had them in junior size, and then he broke the straps on them about 6 overs in