Stowt Sqwurl

jus ur avarige sqwurl, binge drnk, probly fuked ur bich. not afiliated wif ur mom, jk i em

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Lyfe hack: freshmin tie ur lanyards together so you don't git lost walkeng to partyz

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@UWStoutMSC I doent kno dat litel bich

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Christmas iz almost hear guyz

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Dis sno kan suk mi dik

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Girlz: "wi want eqwil pay"
Boi: "wil u buy ur own drenks at teh bar den?"

[Stowt Sqwurl @StoutSquirrel]

Aftar a nite at rehab

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Terkie day iz tomurrow

[Stowt Sqwurl @StoutSquirrel]

Itz fryday evriwun

[Stowt Sqwurl @StoutSquirrel]

Wanna goe two rehab?

[Stowt Sqwurl @StoutSquirrel]

Hillary iz president. Jk

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Protest deeze nutz

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Wen peaple ask whi I'm so hung

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thenks googel

[Stowt Sqwurl @StoutSquirrel]

Sundai knot so fun dai

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How origanal yur dressed az teh dog filtar

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Log jam: wen u wanna git wyte gurl, wasted n be fancie

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Deez nutz

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Applyied artz spelled bakwards is weed

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Had a 8 am..... apointment wit ur bitch

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Walkeng bak frum the barz

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Satardayz are fur da boyz