Matt Storey

[Matt Storey @Stozzers88]

@bet365 DM sent

[Matt Storey @Stozzers88]

@bet365 match abandoned between El Terasanah V Al Fanar. Had bets involving this game. What happens?

[Matt Storey @Stozzers88]

@DottieLottie1 Any that don't get eaten send my way! #fattylovescake

[Matt Storey @Stozzers88]

@eltonofficial you probably won't see this but Elton, YOU WERE AWESOME tonight!! Thank you

[Matt Storey @Stozzers88]

@GaryLineker Mr Lineker tweets about the results of the past 5 nights not shitting himself. You should know by now #ChatShitGetBanged

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@MrJamesMay could we get a review of that Maroon beast sat next to it?

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@bt_uk my phone line is dead... AGAIN. Terrible customer service. The person I was speaking to could barely understand what I needed.

[Matt Storey @Stozzers88]

@NetflixUK trying to watch Better Call Saul through my you view box. Getting Audio but no picture?

[Matt Storey @Stozzers88]

@Carra23 @EuropaLeague Liverpool Dortmund final would be immense! For club and manager

[Matt Storey @Stozzers88]

@8ballpool having problems connecting to Facebook playing on my iPhone. Any ideas?

[Matt Storey @Stozzers88]

@BBCTQ @TheEvilLes @jvsshow so THAT is what sea gulling is. I'd have thought Reg would have been quite good at chasing birds.

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I'm raising money for Make me a millionaire . Click to Donate: https://t.co/1YxJNkHDGH via gofundme

[Matt Storey @Stozzers88]

@BBCTQ is Reg still available for a date tonight? #NetflixAndChill

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@BBCTQ isnt that layby a notorious dogging site? Tim had better keep his eyes peeled.

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@BereftStatistic it's called Grindr

[Matt Storey @Stozzers88]

@CarolNeild it's called Grindr

[Matt Storey @Stozzers88]

@iainlee bonerific!!!

[Matt Storey @Stozzers88]

@jvsshow JVS, with all the heat surrounding @TheEvilLes this week, he'd better hold onto Linda else she could float away!

[Matt Storey @Stozzers88]

@TheEvilLes please have @jvsshow disqualify @TQAnnabel! She's responsible for changing the Thomas and Postman Pat theme!!! #redcard #TQ

[Matt Storey @Stozzers88]

@PapaJohns thanks to your Banbury (UK) store for getting my order wrong and forgetting the drink. Think I'll move over to @dominos from now