Paul♉

Random queer who’s occasionally funny

[Paul♉ @Str8ManSnatcher]

If I die from a tooth infection I’m gonna be so fucken pissed

[Paul♉ @Str8ManSnatcher]

Been so stressed since this morning didn’t expect it to be so hostile and now I’ve been feeling like shit all day 😕

[Paul♉ @Str8ManSnatcher]

Don’t think this interview went well 😕

[Paul♉ @Str8ManSnatcher]

Ay I’d rather blow something other than a candle for my birthday 😂

[Paul♉ @Str8ManSnatcher]

Will Ferrell !!!! 😂

[Paul♉ @Str8ManSnatcher]

Is this a Thelma and Louise reference ?! 👀

[Paul♉ @Str8ManSnatcher]

Susan Sarandon ?! ❤️

[Paul♉ @Str8ManSnatcher]

I had the strangest dream today lol

[Paul♉ @Str8ManSnatcher]

Job hunting is hard 😭

[Paul♉ @Str8ManSnatcher]

I’m so glad she had a moment in this movie

[Paul♉ @Str8ManSnatcher]

Currently me and googling what could help the way I’m feeling

[Paul♉ @Str8ManSnatcher]

God damn I was supposed to take the bus home and now I’m stuck here

[Paul♉ @Str8ManSnatcher]

Never letting some new bitch cut my hair again…. I know you gotta learn but fml

[Paul♉ @Str8ManSnatcher]

I feel like shit 😭

[Paul♉ @Str8ManSnatcher]

I feel like shit 😭 fml

[Paul♉ @Str8ManSnatcher]

Pulling for hardship from your 401k a bad thing ? 😅

[Paul♉ @Str8ManSnatcher]

I was supposed to get out early today but graveyard called off so I gotta stay till 2am 😭

[Paul♉ @Str8ManSnatcher]

I need to go home I’m hungry af 😭

[Paul♉ @Str8ManSnatcher]

This is my level of stress right now 😭

[Paul♉ @Str8ManSnatcher]

Fml I’m gonna be stranded at work 😭 should I just wait till 5 am to go home ??