Straight Pride for All~

Just your average former gay, helping homoflexibles down the path to pure heterosexuality~

[Straight Pride for All~ @Str8Supremacy]

After returning from his first semester of college, Bryce came out to his conservative parents, he expected it to go horribly, but to his shock, they seemed to take it well.

So when they told him they hired a tutor, he accepted it...

Looks like she taught him *very* well

[Straight Pride for All~ @Str8Supremacy]

Long time no see! Big bro's taking you to the strip joint tonight! Gotta get you some pussy before I take we both go on tour in a week~"

[Straight Pride for All~ @Str8Supremacy]

Jake was so excited to see his older brother again. He'd been terrified for the past six months, hiding his homosexuality ever since his brother got drafted

He stepped onto the tarmac, excited to see him, when an unrecognizable stranger stepped out, and said

"Hey little bro!

[Straight Pride for All~ @Str8Supremacy]

You know what makes a str8 man's feet even better, f@gs? The fact that the second they go up, its pure, undeniable proof that he sees you as nothing more than a footstool~

Don't forgot to thank him~

[Straight Pride for All~ @Str8Supremacy]

Spent way too much time talking to a f@g who refused to either go straight or become a full f1nsub.... I.E. a waste of space in my book. At least I got him drooling over some REAL men for a change~

[Straight Pride for All~ @Str8Supremacy]

This. This is how a F@g should worship a str8 man~

[Straight Pride for All~ @Str8Supremacy]

Charlie didn't understand why all of his fellow gay friends were being so weird, and why so many of them were recommending this one new yoga studio.

Well, one free lesson later, and Chuck understood. He understood VERY well~

[Straight Pride for All~ @Str8Supremacy]

@EvanRockford I'm up! How ya doing bro?

[Straight Pride for All~ @Str8Supremacy]

Man, I sure love being an American, where every day, I wake up knowing that str8, white MAGA boys are still on top, and they always will be

God Bless America!

MAGA Forever!

[Straight Pride for All~ @Str8Supremacy]

Why are you lying to yourself? Just admit it. That SCOTUS decision? That one you said was an abomination, a crime?

You know you don't believe that.

In fact, you know that it turns you on, knowing how easily your rights can be stripped away by str8 men

PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!

[Straight Pride for All~ @Str8Supremacy]

Nick and James were really regretting their choice of resort. It was advertised as LGBTQ friendly but was jammed full of these straight douches

James got so mad, he went upstairs to take a nap.

Luckily , they had ordered the VIP package, and the workers were eager to please~

[Straight Pride for All~ @Str8Supremacy]

There he was, getting ready for the pride parade, when he stopped to see if he could borrow one of his older brother's shirts.

Well, unknown to him, his brother left his favorite lesbian porno on, and now he's about to have the first orgasm of his new str8 life~

[Straight Pride for All~ @Str8Supremacy]

He was so confused. How did he get here? Him, a gay man, eating out a woman's pussy like his life depended on it.

Well, none of that mattered now. All that mattered was that he never wants it to end

#gaytostraight
#gay2str8

[Straight Pride for All~ @Str8Supremacy]

@switching_teams That moment when he's not thinking even slightly about the gay man he was before...

Incredible

[Straight Pride for All~ @Str8Supremacy]

He was waiting for his boyfriend in the lobby of the restaurant, when he got really thirsty. The bartender offered to make him her "special drink". Curious, he followed her into the back room...

Looks like he's missing that date~

#gaytostraight #gay2str8