Gordon Stronach

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Security footage shows a runaway buffalo plowing into a restaurant in China & knocking over a man inside. The man only received treatment for minor leg injuries. According to local reports, the animal escaped from a local slaughterhouse before bulldozing into the restaurant.

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@14Livi Definitely! Ole’s got to be away if yees get beat today

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@LewisWelsh2 He’s talking Swahili I think mate 😂

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6pm on Friday before the boozers shut for 16 days & my maw & dad are absolutely hammered 😂 cheers Nicola sturgeon

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@GranttMcG Same bud😢 next year I suppose

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@NicolaKiczynski @amberbutler98 Essential shopping only doll you know that, in out & offski in the shops to minimise our exposure time. Stay home, protect the NHS, save lives x

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How I feel today

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@NicolaKiczynski @Imogenation_ The worst

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Class when you have a good bevy & ain’t rough the following day 👌

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90+6 winner this week😂 nae doubt

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@NicoleStronach @kyliemoy He would hate that, wasting one of his fav cheese slices 😂

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@ccbasher @NicolaKiczynski this was like wee coley with the reindeer @NicoleStronach 😂

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Ann on I’m a celeb = human sloth

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@RichardFurb13y Steal your maws during the night

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Happy bday to the main towelhead man @mikeywalker16 buzzin for a mad wan with you today you legend🍻💙

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@NicolaKiczynski Ur a 💩

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I’ve seen some comedy shows but that is up there with the worst💩

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Red-eye reduction aye

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I am a magnet for meeting random nutters in public places😂