The #Browns-fan version of “A Christmas Carol” is simple:
1.)The Ghost of Christmas Past shows you the Browns losing.
2.) The Ghost of Christmas Present shows you the Browns losing.
3.) BUT the Ghost of Christmas Future shows you … the Browns losing even worse.
Last call weekend of residency and I’m #blessed to be rolling with @williamtreed. Felt like this was tweet worthy. Also praying to the trauma gods for mercy on our souls #faceblasties
After a devastating blowout in Baltimore, @clevelanddotcom published my op-ed explaining how rooting for the @Browns makes you a better person. https://t.co/aavykk8dZc
When I was desperately trying to convince male GOP friends not to vote for @RealDonaldTrump, I made this list of sexually creepy/questionable things he’s done to women, independent of the sexual allegations against him. It has expanded. /1
Happy medical new year and happy two days until stranger things. Shout out to @williamtreed for not being an intern anymore. Looking forward to our call night together. 🤙