Mark Strachan

[Mark Strachan @StracDaddy18]

Summer Rae looking my way #wwecalgary

[Mark Strachan @StracDaddy18]

>when your lottery tickets get stolen #winningnumbers

[Mark Strachan @StracDaddy18]

What's happening? Thanks for asking twitter. Hopefully, Happy Gilmore 2 @AdamSandler

[Mark Strachan @StracDaddy18]

To bad you can't super size desert at McDonald's

[Mark Strachan @StracDaddy18]

Jonathan Turk hat trick and nugent-Hopkins holding his own in a fight. Pretty great day for hockey #oilers #vermonthockey

[Mark Strachan @StracDaddy18]

Dropping loonies and rippin ass

[Mark Strachan @StracDaddy18]

Would be fun to play a little beersbe @DaveLawrence13 house. #NPS

[Mark Strachan @StracDaddy18]

Best dangle in the #NHL just now my #chara

[Mark Strachan @StracDaddy18]

Is it normal to stare at the shower before going in and want to dry off with the shower still on..

[Mark Strachan @StracDaddy18]

Me: where should I put this bag
Girlfriend: hang it on your morning boner.... Boner shelves, we need them for our room!!
Me: I meant couch

[Mark Strachan @StracDaddy18]

Wish I could take a pic of the beautiful angel laying next to me. Just for being soo special. #toodark #shesnaked #loveu @rileysamuelson

[Mark Strachan @StracDaddy18]

I feel funny when the sun is out at seven

[Mark Strachan @StracDaddy18]

@Revie26 probably would've noticed me a little earlier tonight if his nose wasn't so high in the air #scaredu #mute #ulookedcute #cgycnks

[Mark Strachan @StracDaddy18]

7 days nicotine free!

[Mark Strachan @StracDaddy18]

Shout out to @kelsey__ for the spectacular job she did on my now even more gorgeous girlfriends hair!! #greatjob #shessexy #thanks

[Mark Strachan @StracDaddy18]

@cwrightjets @wiestyboy26 @mike199127 can't you read the sign 'HoZ is a smoking bar'

[Mark Strachan @StracDaddy18]

Maggots>When your girlfriend still doesn't know your birthday and her mom thinks you're 27 #yearone #mommasboy @rileysamuelson

[Mark Strachan @StracDaddy18]

Waking up to @rileysamuelson, bottle depot coin, then bfast from @HouseOfJackson #whatgandhioncesaid #Baggage #Ross

[Mark Strachan @StracDaddy18]

Missing lil snugaroo already today

[Mark Strachan @StracDaddy18]

When Asians pee longer than you.. #theyre #faking