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@emilysears allow me to mansplain:

this has been known for some time. When Sting did it at the AFL Grand Final a couple of years ago everyone was like "This is creepy"

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If a stranger picked up my nuggs, violence would be the only and immediate result. @cracked has no idea what it's talking about

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@aaronmeadows06 @lolitslucy you just asked her that you kiddie fiddling retard!

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Oh god Jarryd's trying to white knight Adam Goodes. Oh god it gets worse. #IRL

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Okay seriously Jarryd is turning into a genuine stalker. It's getting creepy #IRL

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but yeah nah, what about the movie star I wank over????

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Anne Frank
QEII
Angela Merkel
Oprah Winfrey
Virginia Woolf
Hillary Clinton
Mother Theresa
Marie Curie
Margeret Thatcher
Ayn Rand

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Lets face it, she's lucky to be that high. Off the top of the head of someone who isn't fucking stupid, these women are more influential:

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It offends my desperately contrived persona as a movie buff and a feminist so it can't be right. Or, at least I can get some likes from BAEs

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OMFG Marilyn Monroe is only at 89 in top 101 most influential ppl of the 20th c!! This is fucking outrage.

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This is Jarryd, Jarryd creeps on women but pretends he doesn't, so he's a fat stinking hypocrite. Don't be like Jarryd.

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so @BernardKeane, is it cowardice to talk behind your back w/o the guts to say it to your face? Thoughts?

https://t.co/pE4emzn0mu

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putting women on street crossing lights is such a waste of money. Well, sure maybe it won't cost much, but what's the damn point? Fuck women

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I am a passionate believer in womens rights. Feminism is about the exclusion of women from public life. Women should be equally represented

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Seeing Shane "hey bitch here's my dick pic" Warne fuck @emilysears on my birthday is making me think maybe there isn't a god :( foreveralone

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@emilysears you're on the cover of next months @maxim_aus!! Awesome!! I'm going to wank on that so hard. You totally deserve it

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I am a genius. It turns out my lint remover also removes some of the excess hair from my neck and back. HGIL?

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@djlauralux @tweetemilysears consider this my daily tweet that I think you're both amazing.
@emilysears @straffo

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@tweetemilysears new profile pic is fire. Literally fire. My screen is now burned.
@emilysears @straffo

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@tweetemilysears new profile pic is fire. Literally fire. My screen is now burned.