iamcodib

AKA Goldilocks and the 3 Beats AKA Frosty the Showman AKA Turbulent Spigot

[iamcodib @StraightEdgeCRB]

Sometimes I stay up at night thinking about how Steve Irwin wouldn’t want us to hate sting rays. I can hear him say “ Crikey! It’s my fault I came into this guys home and scared him.” But like... fuck sting rays, you know? #imissSteve

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Toe tap? TD. Toe drag? TD.

Toe down, heel next? No TD

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Work is having me travel with 5 suitcases of equipment, but is telling me to bring minimal clothes to reduce baggage?? Maybe we should just ship this stuff and I can have clean underwear…

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Very embarrassing to be a fan of Tennessee football this weekend

[Carribean ‘Cullers @LanceMcCullers1]

What a fucking embarrassing loss @Titans

[MILF @parlayprincesa]

me and the bad bitch i pulled from being funny

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Hitler is about to be on the next UFC game

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@Hola_Alejandria @kb_521 😂😂😂

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Last night your girls forehead was on my belly button ring

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My girlfriend left me a drunken voicemail last night telling me she couldn’t find her phone…uhhh the one you’re calling me from?

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@T_Williams50

[Tennessee Basketball @Vol_Hoops]

an important lesson was learned today

don’t try Yves Pons 🛑

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@SamFarmer_ @BetMGM Nice

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Awwww man the*

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But really tho…Why are they vaccine cards not wallet sized?

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The door of the sauna keeps getting stuck and I’ve seen too many Final Destinations for this shit

[James @CaucasianJames]

better than camp rock? alright man

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Didn’t realize Disney+ was doing this one episode a week BS 😭

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Just the idea of the Julio’s possible impact on our young receivers is what gets me up in the morning

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49ers gotta be the most injury prone team in the NFL

[Matt Barrows @mattbarrows]

Bad news from the #49ers. Team reports that OT Justin Skule tore his ACL during Monday's practice and that S Tarvarius Moore tore an Achilles during the same practice.

[iamcodib @StraightEdgeCRB]

Still riding this Julio Jones high and will continue to do so 🥰

[Uh-reen @AreenFinnegan]

I’m about to call Julio Jones my damn self.