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uhhhh art maybe

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@WebJ23_

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@Bruhfoot559 That's why nothing should be taken too seriously bro, just laugh at the situation because life's a whole lot funnier that way x

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@Justice1xx @AkademiksTV Fun police, you know she done did that to the kid on purpose right? She should be shamed

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@TheEbonyMaw Dude I've been in the gender war algorithm for a day now and you legitimately cured me, im just not gonna care about it anymore I'm gonna watch family guy instead

[Brittany Hugoboom @BritHugoboom]

I’ve wanted not to wade into this discourse because it’s so dark I almost can’t believe it’s real.

When your children are that young, you are their entire world. You are the person they run to when they’re scared, hurt, or confused. They trust you completely because they don’t yet know a world in which they shouldn’t.

Picturing those children watching their own mother take their siblings’ lives one by one, knowing they could be next, is a level of horror so dark I genuinely cannot comprehend it.

Watching women turn their sympathy toward the person who killed them, rather than the children whose lives she took, is profoundly disturbing.

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@Francisca121972 The freakiest part was when I realised she's in perth australia

[Bones @FrailSkeleton]

One of my proudest moments as a nurse: this insane hippy 21 yr-old girl who does “chainsaw sculpture” with her boyfriend comes in with partial amputation of finger left hand, we’re getting her ready for surgery, we ask, “any piercings?”

She has nipple piercings, we tell her she has to take them out for surgery bc surgeon’s gonna use cautery which would cause the metal to heat up& burn her skin. “No,” she says, “I just got these 2 weeks ago& if I take them out the holes will close. I’ll refuse surgery if I have to but I’m not letting the holes close.”

She demanded we ask the surgeon if she could keep them in. I knew the answer but I went into the OR where the hand surgeon was operating on someone else &asked, “you know the answer!” he yelled at me. But she was adamant, so we were left with either letting a 21 yr-old go down to 9 fingers or…what…?

Everyone was glaring at her& trying to convince her to take the piercings out& she was getting more& more entrenched in her denial when I ran to the cafeteria& got a plastic fork& broke the tines off. “Look, how about you replace the metal with this plastic& we’ll tape over them, how about that?”

She was happy, the rest of the preop& OR staff beamed at me, we saved her retarded finger, it was a great day.

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

And it made you tweet just like he said.
He got your ass

[Earleybyrd 🍉 @BrosNeku]

Using this opportunity to shill- If you love stylish movement games with immaculate gamefeel, bopping music and wonderful characters PLAY GRAVITY RUSH.

THE PS4 DUOLOGY IS NOW (unofficially) PLAYABLE ON PC!!!!!!!!!!!

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@heavenlycaprice @propr_girl Another Australian here and we all straight up think Americans are some of the most corrupt, selfish, and stupid people on earth. Hope that helps

[🇨🇦halogen @halogen1048576]

imagine telling your girlfriend that you sought out your ass rapist and sucked his cock to regain mastery of the situation

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

This is extremely shameful.

🇦🇺Australian filmmaker Juliet said:

"I was raped by an Israeli soldier inside a darkened shipping container while handcuffed and shackled on a Gaza aid flotilla.

They also used water torture and beatings."

The matter is even more shameful when the whole world is silent and toothless on this 😭

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@motts797 Iconic clothing

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What's with making/buying food to post that makes people Indulge the most reflective, personal moments 🤔 also why tf are most of them extremely suicidal

[Mad Jack @MadJaaack]

@kenshirotism @RicharD1ckJohn The scariest part of the novel is when Glanton asking the Judge his name and he says “Holden”, and Glanton asks him “Holden what?” And the Judge replies “Holden Deez Nutz”, legit made me start shaking with fear

[chaosjim @yungfloop]

yeah i got a porn addiction
porn myself a big bowl of cereal

[pat 2: cruise control @ranmasaotome96]

Video games used to have Buzz Lightyear grinding dominos to Reel Big Fish.

[Milk Ape 🦍 @milk__ape]

one time ape watch giant boulder completely flatten monkey at base of cliff side. No blood no sound instant death

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@SeiShinBushi is hanging out in my tomodachi life #fishtanklive