Strait of Hummus

Vanquishing vice, venerating valor, voicing the vanished. 🇲🇻

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

@HKurusee @fzlunx @dr_iyaz @alizaid1000 @aliramyz @aliramyz is a social media influenza. He’s too busy travelling with his boyfriend Hameed and shitposting nonstop. Please don’t drag him into matters that actually require seriousness.

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

Probably the only thing IB has said that makes sense. @DhekunuNizar needs the govt to neglect Addu so he can perform opposition and stay relevant. If Addu improves he loses the crisis he needs to ‘fight’. Like Netanyahu needs endless wars to remain in power

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

@MuneerAli137431 @Max966143842120 @MMuizzu @PoliceMv So cool

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

Another success story: @FaisalNasym

Spa Manager / Sexual Predator to Vice President of the Maldives

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

People don’t know this but @villagroupmv hotels salary delays are spiritual tests from @qasimibrahim to separate regular staff from future Ministers. Success stories:

1. Dr. @Mausoom_Maus Sun Island GM m to Minister of Tourism.

2. @em_saeed Sun Island GM to Economic Minister.

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

@IraninSA: He lives forever
@realDonaldTrump: Oblitered

Reality: Both of you are full of shit

[Iran Embassy SA @IraninSA]

Seyyed Ali Khamenei is eternal.
He never dies.

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

Fuck I always thought Louver was a made up Dhivehi name for this

[@waddey 🪅 @waddey]

dear @hdcmaldives ,
this is a very common sight in hiya towers.
the louvers/grills have been removed and a toddler could easily get in and fall.
before we get more bad news, please fill these openings asap.
thanks.

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

How does a government building not have a clearly communicated fire emergency procedure for its security personnel? How does the guard not know who to call? How is ‘no phone balance’ even part of this story? How does a security guard not have a hotline ?

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

@MohamedNasheed Done, thank you

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

So you finally admit that our economy as it worst now ?

[Ibrahim Muhammad @ibrahimjanab]

This is the happiest news in the worst of economic situations.

الحمدلله

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

Stoners live and Stoners die. Marcus Aurelius could never

[are you gone MAD🤯 @AreyougoneMAD]

How typical rajje therey "gangsters" look like.
😂

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

@Ahmed_Adeeb Iss ok bro. You had your moment of paid glory

[Voice.mv @thevoice_mv]

އަދީބަށް ތައުރީފްކޮށް ފޯބްސް ޖޯޖިއާގައި ލިޔުނު ލިޔުން އެ ނޫހުން ނަގައިފި

https://t.co/mAdjrLkNLF

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

ގަނާބްސް ސާކާޒްމް އިޒް ސޯ ފަނީ.

[Ibrahim Muhammad @ibrahimjanab]

ހާދަ ސަޅި ބޮޑެތި ބްރޭކިންގ ނިއުސްތަކޭ.

ކުނި ދަރަނިބޮނޑި ދައްކައި ޚަލާސްކޮށްފި
80083 މެންބަރުން ޕީއެންސީއަށް
ދެން މި އިވެނީ ތެޔޮ ހޯދަން މަސައްކަތްކުރާ އަޑު..

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

@SikkaMohoree Ganaab looks hungover

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

@cnm_mv @SikkaMohoree Rashko is right

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

@EeshaAshraf enough with this shit. Being a victim of Govt intimidation doesn’t absolve you of what you did. By your own account, you willingly fucked a married man. The president of all people. If you expected a clean fall out, you’re either fucking stupid or deeply dishonest.

[Aishath Eesha Ashraf @EeshaAshraf]

One month Before the *AISHA* documentary came out, a sitting cabinet minister called and threatened me to not leak any informations. He said he believes me but it will end badly if i do that. The call lasted for more than 10 mins. He will know who i’m talking about. 😊

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

I don’t understand why everyone is talking about shifting to MIB. If MIB had enough USD to meet the demand, it would be running the most aggressive customer poaching campaign in the country. It isn’t. That should tell us the problem is much bigger than one badly managed bank

[Shafiu @MrShafiu]

@mibmv was not ready to handle this volume of new users? the service was quite stable over the past years. more reliable and accountable than the theives at @bankofmaldives .

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

Never a dull day in Moldis

[CNM @cnm_mv]

Bajiyaa gaa thakuge tere ah meehaku vetti thaashi ve nunegigen sifain masakai kurany https://t.co/BuL4PxZ0Vz

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

And you were born to serve as a warning about what happens when people don’t use condoms

[Lujain @lujeinmv]

MDP was born to borrow.
PNC was born to repay.

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

BML should really study what happened to Silicon Valley Bank in US. SVB had different problems but once customers lost confidence that their money was safe, a mass withdrawal attempt followed which led to the bank collapse within 48 hours.

[Strait of Hummus @StraitOfHummuss]

@xahidcreator Read, bitch. He was explaining what would happen IF it defaults, you little gay boy